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  1. I've been given offers of over 2 mill
  2. I've got a Sofia rebel garage... 300m from rebel
  3. I'm up for PO lethals as long as we make it harder to obtain the rank of PO, and think about it... most other Altis life servers give deputies lethal assault rifles. There is no reason that PO's shouldn't get lethals but we should make the punishment for missusing them very harsh, something like a demotion to deputy and promotion back to PO held by 2 weeks, or even a removal from the force, or a forced vacation.
  4. I wasn't wearing a hat... I thought you were talking about my lagswitch
  5. It has been fixed on the dev server and should be fixed when they update the server
  6. What is that? Is that the shadow for my joystick?
  7. It's actually not a bad idea... make the guns cameras and it can be a news helicopter! A whole different way of flying too! You would have to keep the cameras steady so that viewers at home will be able to watch cop vs rebel chases or gang vs gang violence
  8. Why did sally fall off the swings? because she has no arms why doesn't sally have any arms? because she got hit by a bus what did sally get for Christmas? she doesn't know, she hasn't opened it yet
  9. How is a girlfriend like laxative? they both irritate the shit out of you. What's the difference between a vacuum and your wife? your vacuum still blows after 5 years I really need this...
  10. A husband and a wife are seated at dinner when the wife drops some tomato sauce on her white dress. The wife says "oh I look like a pig" then the husband says "and you spilled some sauce too!" How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family What's brown and sticky? A stick! My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. Eventually we had to take away his bike! Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually look for a gold ball. What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? you can unscrew a lightbulb
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  12. yeah i think it is...