APD Handbook Update 6/11/18

[Pledge 2291]

2 hours ago, Heathen said:

Can we get rid of the bitch ass seniors camping Pyrgos air and south air every time there’s a fight on wz

@TheCmdrRex

can we @ who we are talkin about here...

[destruct 1308]

14 minutes ago, TheCmdrRex said:

I would still ask a corporal

Fair enough. Makes sense, thanks.

[Grandma Gary 10038]

31 minutes ago, Pledge said:

can we @ who we are talkin about here...

@Pyro

[Woo 231]

36 minutes ago, Grandma Gary said:

@Pyro

 

1 hour ago, Pledge said:

can we @ who we are talkin about here...

@goat

@Egnazio

 

and then there’s the corporals who sit at pyrgos hospital or outside of bottleneck waiting for someone to give em a chance to join the fight

@hawk

@Mako

@snipeZ

@zoomzooooooom

[zoomzooooooom 2383]

2 minutes ago, Heathen said:

@zoomzooooooom

im famous

Edited June 12, 2018 by zoomzooooooom

[Egnazio 358]

2 minutes ago, Heathen said:

@Egnazio

Lol? I hope you're trolling

[hawk 1525]

3 minutes ago, Heathen said:

and then there’s the corporals who sit at pyrgos hospital or outside of bottleneck waiting for someone to give em a chance to join the fight

@hawk

Wait, I camp pyrgos air garage? 

[snipeZ 364]

6 minutes ago, Heathen said:

 

@goat

@Egnazio

 

and then there’s the corporals who sit at pyrgos hospital or outside of bottleneck waiting for someone to give em a chance to join the fight

@hawk

@Mako

@snipeZ

@zoomzooooooom

Not my fault people at the terminal fly straight to warzone when I chase. 

[Main 236]

13 minutes ago, snipeZ said:

Not my fault people at the terminal fly straight to warzone when I chase. 

Can testify if you get chased by snipez you will be chased until that johnson is out of gas.

[Woo 231]

23 minutes ago, hawk said:

Wait, I camp pyrgos air garage? 

Got a problem reading or something?

21 minutes ago, snipeZ said:

Not my fault people at the terminal fly straight to warzone when I chase. 

When gangs are trying to fight a cap, what u want em to do? Fly around 30 mins till their out of gas, to get tazed and processed (they miss the fight), wait for a armed plane or ghawk to lethal them (still miss a fight & travel to regear again), or go and hope someone kills or Titans the cops. None of the options are worth a shit when your gangs fighting a cap & now you have cops that we’re waiting for someone to have to spawn to return. 

[hawk 1525]

5 minutes ago, Heathen said:

Got a problem reading or something?

No, I've just never camped pyrgos air 

[Mr GOAT 2081]

3 hours ago, Heathen said:

 

@goat

@Egnazio

 

and then there’s the corporals who sit at pyrgos hospital or outside of bottleneck waiting for someone to give em a chance to join the fight

@hawk

@Mako

@snipeZ

@zoomzooooooom

I don't have the fucking time to camp that shit, nonetheless for you or your friends. Next time come back with some facts and we can talk.

[Woo 231]

5 hours ago, hawk said:

No, I've just never camped pyrgos air 

I was in the orca with you on cop, when we landed on top of pyrgos hospital, and waited for someone to pull a heli at pyrgos air to chase to wz. In your orca. With you piloting. 

Own your L’s lil bitch

[Fat Clemenza 1722]

Just now, Heathen said:

I was in the orca with you on cop, when we landed on top of pyrgos hospital, and waited for someone to pull a heli at pyrgos air to chase to wz. In your orca. With you piloting. 

Own your L’s lil bitch

 

[Grandma Gary 10038]

12 hours ago, [AN] King said:

Bring back Moob as chief. Thats when cops weren't absolute knobheads

Moob was Chief for about 10 minutes.  ;D

[Mako 3328]

12 hours ago, Heathen said:

 

@goat

@Egnazio

 

@hawk

@Mako

@snipeZ

@zoomzooooooom

Tfw you're so much of a beta male that fighting outside of warzone is legitimately scary to you. On top of that can't really recall a time I've ever camped bottleneck besides mobile checkpoints or ever camped Pyrgos hospital. You can spout shit on the forums, it just makes you look like a retard when you name the wrong people though.

[Lucki 949]

On 6/11/2018 at 1:24 AM, TheCmdrRex said:

 

Chapter XI - Illegal Areas

For federal event robberies/jailbreaks:

1. APD are not to enter the Blackwater dome and Federal Reserve dome prior to an active robbery unless:

 

Go choke on a bag of herpes ridden dicks.

[-Shawn- 4471]

39 minutes ago, Lucki said:

Go choke on a bag of herpes ridden dicks.

Why though? I feel like majority of people think this means you can’t patrol the reserve. You can. You just can’t lock yourself in the actual dome. 

[batGooseCan 517]

44 minutes ago, Lucki said:

Go choke on a bag of herpes ridden dicks.

If they are in a bag wouldn't you not be actually touching them, and wouldn't they be detached? If they are detached I doubt the virus would still be active, and you might as well be choking on a bag of rocks, but wouldn't it be hard to fit it all if there is a large amount in the bag? These are the real questions that need to be asked.

Edited June 12, 2018 by [W] Killer

[Mr GOAT 2081]

22 minutes ago, Dante said:

Why though? I feel like majority of people think this means you can’t patrol the reserve. You can. You just can’t lock yourself in the actual dome. 

To be fair, the best reasoning presented for the change mentioned above was “There’s no reason to be there”, when in fact there are a multitude of reasons to be there. Seems a bit cancer for an event cops *already* struggle at.

[-Shawn- 4471]

18 minutes ago, a overweight giant retard said:

To be fair, the best reasoning presented for the change mentioned above was “There’s no reason to be there”, when in fact there are a multitude of reasons to be there. Seems a bit cancer for an event cops *already* struggle at.

It was only brought up because it was becoming a slight issue just like at BW when we had that issue when you were still Chief. Cops were starting to lock themselves in the dome before a fed. It’s the same principle as the BW. They still have every right to patrol the entire fed as much as they please. If the dome wasn’t locked behind them it would be different, but they’re still free to patrol and hide anywhere else they really want. 

Granted, I know BW was because they could defuse from the inside but it still has the same basic principle. Just to prevent the very few from abusing it is all because cops can actually lock themselves in the bomb room itself before this was implemented. Which would then be equivalent to the BW issue we had back then. 

[Mr GOAT 2081]

28 minutes ago, Dante said:

It was only brought up because it was becoming a slight issue just like at BW when we had that issue when you were still Chief. Cops were starting to lock themselves in the dome before a fed. It’s the same principle as the BW. They still have every right to patrol the entire fed as much as they please. If the dome wasn’t locked behind them it would be different, but they’re still free to patrol and hide anywhere else they really want. 

Granted, I know BW was because they could defuse from the inside but it still has the same basic principle. Just to prevent the very few from abusing it is all because cops can actually lock themselves in the bomb room itself before this was implemented. Which would then be equivalent to the BW issue we had back then. 

The BW issue really isn’t comparable to this, as civilians were (and still aren’t) able to gain any access to the BW dome prior to the bomb exploding. That was a rather clear issue (IE you literally could not get in/see the cops until bomb blown/defused) that was fixed rather quickly.

Civilians are *required* to bolt cut not only the Fed dome, but also the bomb room. Either way they have the ability to kill any cops that were inside of said dome or bomb room, with ease nonetheless. 

I must be missing the logic here, but for the sake of keeping this thread on track I’m sure this discussion could be continued in TS/PM’s.

[Woo 231]

4 hours ago, Mako said:

Tfw you're so much of a beta male that fighting outside of warzone is legitimately scary to you. On top of that can't really recall a time I've ever camped bottleneck besides mobile checkpoints or ever camped Pyrgos hospital. You can spout shit on the forums, it just makes you look like a retard when you name the wrong people though.

Who said anything about being scared of fighting outside of wz? If i just spawned in pyrgos or driving through bottleneck i'm a fresh spawn, so not much of a fight, eh?

I've named the right people, children like you just dont have the girth to own it.

[Pledge 2291]

@a overweight giant retard the fed dome change was meant to be a fix for people locking themselves in the bomb room, obviously it ended up being a bit more than that

[PoptartRex 3292]

2 hours ago, Pledge said:

@a overweight giant retard the fed dome change was meant to be a fix for people locking themselves in the bomb room,, obviously it ended up being a bit more than that

It was meant to be a fix for the entire dome - thus the change