Crimeshare - You Do The Crime - We Do The Time

[Johnicek 14]

My fellow citizens, please consider a Crimeshare membership if you haven't already. With Crimeshare, You do the crime, and we do the time! No more sitting in jail!

 

Check us out at http://crimeshare.weebly.com

[Poro 138]

Oh my god it's a actual website...........

 

You should of sat in jail

[Corporal Moob 3316]

I am a Silver Membership holder, and I approve of this message!

[Guest]

I am a platinum membership holder. Can confirm that ever since I invested in Crimeshare dot com I have not done any time.

[Brennan 568]

6 hours ago, McDili said:

I am a platinum membership holder. Can confirm that ever since I invested in Crimeshare dot com I have not done any time.

I feel like it would be cheaper to pay every single ticket you get inside a 12 month span then pay 1 billion for the Plat membership.

Periods look like commas.

[T3x4sSl4y3r1776 219]

2 minutes ago, Brennan said:

I feel like it would be cheaper to pay every single ticket you get inside a 12 month span then pay 1 billion for the Plat membership.

The website says that plat membership is 1 million, not 1 billion:  $1,000,000.00

[Linka 2963]

10 hours ago, Poro said:

Oh my god it's a actual website...........

 

You should of sat in jail

MCDILI ACTUALLY INVESTED 

[Fedot 1158]

1 hour ago, Linka said:

MCDILI ACTUALLY INVESTED 

Source of Signature and Avatar? WHO IS DAT

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Also I Dun't like clicking weebly links, DAT SKETCHY

 

[sleazy turd racoon 383]

I am a Gold Membership holder, and I approve of this message!

[Talindor 872]

LOL you guys literally made this page by replying as actual testimony of customers happy with their products like a freakin infomercial. God I love trolls lol!

"I always sat there doing my time in the love shack, having to hide the lettering of 'JUICY' on the bum of my yoga pants. Now ever since I discovered crimeshare, I now no longer have to worry because someone else will be getting the plug for me!"

[Conan 17]

CrimeShare.com is a legitimate company, not an organization run by trolls and rdmers as some of you suggest in side chat. We believe your time is important, and is better utilized not sitting in jail. You commit the crime, and our agents do your time. 

Many have joined our member ranks, especially after our Super Bowl commercial aired.

 

Sincerely,

Conan The Destroyer

"I'm not only the President of CrimeShare.com, but I'm also a member"

[Ricky Spanish 17]

As the Sr. Marketing Director, I can tell you all that this business is legitimate. Please join today!

[Buffalo Bill 349]

I told the cop I had a crimeshare membership and to let me go but he just laughed in my face and sent me to jail anyways. I'm disappointed.

[Conan 17]

Dear Buffalo Bill:

Your incarceration was due to two things. 1. Failing to fill out form 431 2. Failing to be a current paid member of CrimeShare.com.

Our collections team will be visiting you in the near future. Those that do not pay the Crimeshare.com price, end up paying the ultimate price.

Sincerely,

Conan The Destroyer

CEO & Anti RDMING Activist of Altis