CIA JOSH

APD Handbook Update 6/11/2018

If a suspect tries to explain his possession of an illegal weapon by mentioning his grandfather that gave it to him you are automatically required to give them a Aiding in a BW charge.

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32 minutes ago, Storm^ said:

the other day I was walking down the street in kavala, no gear, and I get tazed. Whiled down for a good few seconds, I then hear the voice of a pre pubescent individual say "hands up or be tazed." safe to say vigilantes are a walking, subhuman diseases amongst mankind.

Just gay will do

1 hour ago, Aunt Jemima said:

newbie-0 posts

member-50 posts

admirable member-200 posts (i think)

dexterous member-500 posts

commendable user -1000 posts ( u can change your title at this rank)

Admirable is 150

5 minutes ago, [W] Killer said:

Hi I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never learned how to fucking read.

Do u know de wey?

3 minutes ago, SPBojo said:

Control C + Control V = Communist Revolutionary Forum Rank

7 minutes ago, SPBojo said:

You can see my title being "A Simple Apple" because i can edit it, once you make 1000 posts you can edit the tag you have. your tag will auto change whenever you make a certain amount of posts up until a certain tag, i cant remember what that tag is but its the highest tag available.

So just spam posts with dead memes, GOT IT! Jk lol

16 minutes ago, SPBojo said:

The more posts you make the higher rank you get. at 1000 posts you can edit your title that says for you "Admirable Member".

I’m at 170 and I’m an admirable member

Wait are you saying that I am an admirable member or that you get admirable at 1000

I just started using forums fairly recently and I’m now rank 3. What do I need for rank ups?

On 6/3/2018 at 4:27 AM, Kevlar said:

4 mil

4.3

3 minutes ago, a overweight giant retard said:

There’s always exceptions to any rule. Where do I collect my winnings cunt

theres exception to your theories then too

1 minute ago, a overweight giant retard said:

Under 16 = vigi

where do I collect my winnings?

i know multiple 15 yr old cops so no where

6 minutes ago, Ajax said:

they carded me... made me dish up my ID, told me I could cover my address and all that but I was like "HELL NAH" if you wanna stalk me go ahead and have my address.

Send me that address BB. I got some binoculars

Just now, Nerdy said:

Exactly, if you can't buy the game yourself, don't be surprised when you can only do the bare minimum on it.

I didn’t buy this game myself 

Just now, chubbyelf reformed said:

I've been a cop and I find Vigi more enjoyable. No vehicle restrictions, I can rob people, I can trash talk, I can quote rules

You can trash talk on cop. And you can rob people...OF THEIR FREEDOM

Just now, Eleven said:

exactly they totally wont know your lying about age, they will just think your mentally retarded 

Well if you play vigi then they already knew

7 minutes ago, Eleven said:

nah bro make yourself sound like 40 and say you were born when that whipper snapper hitlier was still around

Hitler died like 73 years ago

4 minutes ago, Eleven said:

vigis are still stupid because they cant take the time to read the 18 chapter handbook and then take like a 10 question interview lmao

theres that too, but just say your 16 and get a voice changer, NO BLACKLIST AND YOU KNOW

Not hard to lie about yur birthday really. Just say you were born Jan 1st 2000. Make it like the easiest date possible to remember

17 minutes ago, MetalMaxDog said:

I GOT YOU FAM

Thank you very much good sir 

1 hour ago, loganburgs said:

how much?

2 mil

I have a house i would guess about 200m away from pygros drug dealer. Was wondering if anyone was actually interested in it. I personally use it for moonshine orca runs but you could use it for heroin too. 2 crater 

On 6/2/2018 at 7:49 PM, Proud said:

Do karate on the basket ball court lmao

I want to be able to do a 360 free throw line dunk over whatever broke boi decides to try my ass on the court 

hoe much for both?

2 minutes ago, RogueMK said:

I have a server 2 dp13 3crater house and garage set up that I'm looking to sell, i know you said server 3 tho lol.

 

What do you want for it