Due to recent events, it has occurred to me there are better ways to get what I want from staff than going through the official channels. Here is the truth regarding @ Grandma Gary not taking @ CaloomClark 's ghosthawk when he combat stored. Please .. be patient. This is very hard for me to talk about and not because I'm making it up as I go.
He video called me and we talked, and I explained the situation and he agreed I was absolutely right that Wilhelm should get the ghosthawk and that it was an open and shut case. Then he pulled out a pineapple and set it on his desk. "Lunch?" I said. "In a way..." he replied. He said, "if you wince, I'm going to screw wilhelm over and not give him the ghosthawk" he said as I stared on in confusion. What followed was ten minutes of him shoving a entire pineapple up his ass on camera while yelling "DON'T YOU DARE LOOK AWAY." I sat there, horrified, jaw on the floor without wincing as to not fuck my friend over.. until the end when he ripped it out in one smooth motion and I couldn't help but wince.
I have evidence of this situation, that I will string you all on about for days and potentially never share.. but the important thing is that right now, we all come together and attack @ Grandma Gary prematurely and make up our minds right now. We're all disgusted by his behavior, and if you don't hate him right now, it's because you hate women.