The Antichrist
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You keep saying sir... what would be an improvement is if you put an eyepatch on and started calling me cap'n instead.
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Nah they've done it to me like 10x. As long as they share it themselves it's supposed to be legal.
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Girl.. when I was 20 I wouldn't be caught dead no lifing arma. You definitely have a terrible life and/or congential issues on account of all the autism and that thing with your eyes. HAHA... she edited one of the eyes out of her photo now.
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She's dumb enough you could probably get her sharing nudes for 'community polls' lmao If her camera has a wide angled lens anyways.
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Worst part is I keep accidentally using big words like "accidentally." I hope your text to speech can keep up.. you definitely can't read it.
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My dicknose... Not as bad as that freak cross eye of yours but I'm trying to make you feel better about that weird shit with your face.
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I'm 20 years older than you and leave girls like you on 'read.' Do k inda got a dick nose tho ngl.
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I'm special ed. Girl I could ask you how to spell any 6 letter word in text, while spelling it correctly in the question, and you'd still get it wrong. Correct.
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Doctors thought it was afterbirth. Was just your other eye. That smashed that thing back in there and sent you off to start your life in the trailer park.
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I'm a role model to my parents. They look up to me. Your mom had to push like 2-3 extra times during birth to get your left eye out. No that's just from the 24/7 blurred vision.
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You have no sense of irony? You can't tell when people are baiting other people into reacting? Girl.. you can't have jacked up eyes AND be autistic.. that's too much. I'm about to start crying for you. Were your parents siblings or something? How did that happen?
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They're mindless bandwagoners.. that's the point. The votes were skewed the other way, they would have voted that way. 90% of this server are autists desperately vying for approval from their peers so they can simulate the dopamine release given from attaining real human connections. I bet if you asked though, this server would put it all aside and help get a 'gofundme' to get your eyes fixed. We always seem to come together for charities.
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Some of you are so autistic I don't even have to put a worm on the hook. Girl.. the medics hate you. Like almost every single medic I've ever talked to hates you. You know how annoying of a human being you have to be to get a bunch of guys in their 20's with anime profile pictures to hate having to deal with you? Like you're a girl.. and none of them even knew you have mutant eyes... usually they would go simp mode.. but they don't simp on you.. they just hate you.
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Gotta be rough waking up everyday and looking all over the place at the same time like that.
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People used to pay good money to go to circuses to see shit like that. Human nature I suppose.
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It's imgflip.. takes two second.. If I wanted to do something serious I'd pop up photoshop. I'm a pro. I wouldn't charge you that much to fix your eyes in pictures if you wanted.
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There's a beautiful doctor I used to date that's absolutely in love with me. Proposed to me like 2 years ago. Had to decline. I got too hung up on someone else. We're still really close though. It's nice that she treats me as a human being and not just a hilarious and brilliant sex icon like so many others do. There's so much more to me than that. Just like theres so much more to you than a bulging cross eye and not even being able to keep a virtual job in a video game where all you had to do was press windows key. You got fired from a job pressing windows key.
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Not gonna bother.. you'll see it coming with that 360 degree vision.
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He is such a good man to be able to look at the beauty within and look past the bulging cross eyes.
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Girl I once watched three girls fighting over me and I didn't even know one of them. You aren't gonna phase my self esteem. I do believe that's you though. If you were gonna fake a pic you would've chosen someone without the quazimoto eye thing going on.
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Probably cause from your perspective I have two heads and 3 eyes. Jesus... Go see a doctor.
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Ewww.. a family? No. Is that why you're on olympus? Looking for the right virgin to settle down with and breed some cross eyed mutated offspring with? I'm sure there's some volunteers. You're not normal looking for sure, but I've seen them simp for worse. FFS they simp for strafe here.
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Girl with them eyes I don't think you could tell what ten feet from me is. Look like a pug. Getting callouts from you has gotta be wild.
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Aiming might be a little tricky though.