The Sovereign

You have meme simps. Like 5. They're responsible for almost all your upvotes.

Directly yes, but per capita.... You guys are almost tied at +1 react per post you've ever made. It's neck and neck, and 60% of your upvotes are from the same five people while his are diverse.

Most people just rdm and say the n word and spend their hangover in the ban center.

I mean.. if they had brains, then why are they doing shit to get themselves permed?

He might have to learn how to shoot a little bit now though.... but tbf, knowing how to shoot random innocent people is a skill most postal workers should have anyways.

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35 hours a week? I'm judging you rn.

And you have to keep repeating you're not staff and can be wrong about anything, have no authority and your opinion doesn't matter. I'm pretty sure they make you say you're gay even if you're not. Support team all have a self admonishment fetish or something, no judgement.

You're gonna knock that shit off or I'm just going to start messaging you every degenerate thing that man sends me.

Sundays edition of The Olympus Times is a little drab. Need content: Story ideas (real or some half-real premise to build some satire off of) that I should report on. Classified Ads: Real or Joke. Wanna sell some shit? Looking for Romance? Advertisements: Real or Joke. Decent effort images, can work with any format that will fit. Opinion Pages: For short sweet opinion sections. No more than two average paragraphs, and be sure to include the name you want it listed as. i.e. "Sexy in Sofia" "Jake K" Your stories: If you report on something good enough, and can write in moderately understandable English (excludes all Brits but TNM) I'll print your story. Must be decent effort and if you have a stock photo or something I'll use it, if not I'll find one if it's warranted. Obviously, not be something that's gonna get be banned. I'm not going out like that. Credit will be written in obvously. Message it to me on the forums and it'll be in sundays if it's good.

If you're young enough to play arma and bald, I think god already did enough damage to you.

You need to check yourself before you wreck yourself. That man is a wiki curator. You should be afraid of him.

Lol are you kidding? Watch the show and read the books. Horse meat and horse milk is their entire diet. Haha could you imagine? With aussies I'd be more concerned about animals eating you.

My ex used to butcher cows for tigers. She was studying to be a zoologist and had to butcher them to feed tigers at this sanctuary she was working at. She would often remind me she can dismember an entire cow in under an hour and tigers leave no trace whenever my short jokes went on a little too long lol. I learned fear.

@ SPBojo ate a bear. Wtf is going on with norway?

@ SPBojo Been typing for like 10 minutes. Probably backspacing and starting all over again trying to justify his people's inclination for horseeatery.

Apparently it's somewhat common in norway to eat horses. They are a horseeating people. Dothraki mf's.

It's a slow news day. I got very little to work with and I'm sorry @ Rexo . You know I like you and respect you, but you need to be exposed for what you did. Rexo ate a horse. This is not cap. The man ate a horse. He admits it. He was in norway, and he ate a horse.

Making a couple legit sales with a MM to get people to vouch for you before you start scamming your ass off is the oldest trick in the book. Ain't nobody falling for this scammer.

Yea but, he's been playing a lot longer.

He's just swinging at everyone gobbless him.

Quiet sov simp.

Known scammer.

When I finally off myself it's not gonna have anything to do with anyone on Olympus, but I'm definitely going to blame someone on olympus.

You know repeat offenses have increased penalties right? How long you want your vacation to be?