The Sovereign

What would you be doing right now if not checking the forums every 20 mins waiting to reply to me?

Thanks to you, I've seen multiple images and gifs of men cocooned in tape with a pump machine strapped to their penis. I don't think.. you should ever.. call someone weird.

Browser glitch. Wtf do you think nicotine does?

@ Toby @ proud STFU's don't count towards the total. You gotta really want it.

Nope.. only did the vote post once you lying degenerate.

Exactly .. 0 downvotes. Now shut up, stop pretending to hate me and let me have my fun.

My posts are cherished by the community, hence the no vote. Not sure how many times I have to prove it.

People keep making up stories and greatly exaggerating the extent of the voter fraud during the vote for me to quit the forums. It's true, there was some very MILD tampering on @ Grandma Gary 's part that resulted in the vote being offset by about 10 votes. That being said, I'm a good sport and willing to give you guys another chance to prove it if you really think there's fraud. We will steer clear of the polls since last time they were compromised and do it much simpler. 250 downvotes (only direct actual downvotes count) and I'll leave the forums forever. Have to be on the main post. No alt accounts. If you can't muster that many out of a player base this size, it's obvious I'm too loved to be let go.

What's going on mr demon?

The man we interviewed starved to death just minutes later.

If I was in your gang, I would be in the top 5% of kd in your gang. Maybe.. you should quit.

Obligation fulfilled, matter resolved.

Literally everything I did here except the weather on down was someone's suggestion... If you want me to lampoon shit, send me a message with suggestions. I take them. Just keep in mind the ultimate goal of this stupid shit is to not get banned and not bully the same people over and over or people or in over the line ways. We're civilized people here.. this isn't suggestions and feedback.

I umm.. am also a pisces. I wasn't gonna say it.

Lol.. my whole life is work. I laugh and have fun doing this. I lift more at my job than you do at the gym. Don't piss on people's parades. Especially heroes. Please don't call me a hero.

Also, with the current events I'd kinda decided earlier on in their development that I wasn't going to touch it with this because it was too serious, but maybe I should've rethought that after it was confirmed a 100% hoax.

It works better when you know the people involved.. but yeah it does alienate audiences.

It did seem weird that GG was speaking like an absolutely trashy gross degen. I wonder who typed for the spoof of him. Please investigate who this gross human being was strafe. WE gotta get to the bottom of this.

@ Sladee

I'm absolutely sickened by sitting here watching you make false claims about @ Grandma Gary .

Attention??? You think I like doing what I have to do? You think it's easy being a hero? You're fucking clueless.

No