Admit what you did, apologize to the staff for lying to them, stop being a fucking retard for 15 mins, promise to not be that big of a retard in the future, let their investigation be done by not adding new lies every 10 minutes, take your fucking ban like a man whatever it may be, and then get your dumb fucking ass back on the server and getting your ass handed to you like usual. The only thing stopping that from happening is your pride, but your dignity in this situation is already completely gone. Everyone's seen you lying. You're being a clown and making it worse. Just own up.
You can ask staff yourself. I didn't want you permed. I specifically asked for a set number of days to get you to knock it off. This is your retardation at work. Nobody wants you permed, but if you're incapable of telling the truth no matter how much is stacked against you, it's just a bad look. Stop being a retard for 15 minutes.