Hello, fellow Olympus players. I am announcing this speech today as an official statement that I am running for staff. I would enjoy it if you took the time out of your totally very busy lives to listen to this speech. My key points of this speech are Old Olympus, Current Olympus, and how to fix that.
First, Old Olympis. While I wasn't around as long as some of you interesting fellows I will state that when I originally joined the server, it was still hustling and bustling. The Kavala streets were still full of glorious RDM’ers, and the Silla rats were “ON TOP”. Cartels were fun to fight, and runs still filled the land. You could rob fools and do federal events without getting mar-10d in the skull. Playing on both factions, I would say that RP was great, and the balance was in a good place. Some senior cops had a stick up their asses as they do, but for the most part, the force was fun and interesting. I still remember the early days patrolling the streets and killing the ops, as the hood rats say.
The events changed slowly, AND THEY MOVED THE FUCKING PYRGOS BANK. FUCK FUCK FUCK. Anyways back on topic, they made the events harder bc who the fuck asked for that. NO ONE. Now, only the admin groups could strive. Or the Zergs are full of pigshit players. While I respect the decision to make events harder, they needed to up the loot or smthn. Players and gangs should win. The server strives in a player-centered environment. The cop faction should be there for fun RP and a bit of challenge. We didn’t need them to become the strongest Gang on the server. That shit just ain’t fun. And I played on both sides. The cop gameplay went downhill when it got more serious and sweaty. Like, what is the point, my brothas?
Anyway, enough about this rant onto the current state of Olympus. So far, I have logged on twice in the past month or so. Server, downhill. Runs, no one doing them. Events, well, me playing with a small group, forget about it. Bans RAMPANT. HOLY FUCK, I HAVE BEEN BANNED WITHIN 10 FUCKING MINUTES TWICE IN MY LAST PLAY SESSIONS. SINCE WHEN DID THIS COMMUNITY BECOME SO FUCKING SOFT. FUCK THESE FUCKING LIVE BANS. Anyways, as I was stating, the bans are a bit out of control. I am, as I would say, a bad boy, so I like breaking rules; however, don’t make me suffer the consequences of my actions. With my new staff role, I could just simply ratio these crybabies. I could tell them to go fuck themselves without consequences.
Another point I want is the staff point shop. Shit is free-elo. HAND IT OVER. Why does no one do runs, I wonder, MAYBE BECAUSE THE STAFF POINT SHOP IS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
How I would make Olympus better. Ban appeals and bans. I would simply look at who made the argument better if you are a crybaby and are not spitting epic insults. NO BAN. If you are a beast, Chad, obviously in the wrong, but verbally assault another community member, you will be immune from my ban hammer. Also, I take cash bribes as well as Steam gift cards. Also, I would advocate for crybabies to get banned. If you are a crybaby, please do not support my campaign, as you are not the target audience.
Supporters of this campaign, please reach out to me, as you will never get banned by me if I am to be elected. In fact, I will become a pocket admin that bans your every enemy like these fucks to do me.
In summary, I think I would be a great fit because I have great ideas and am an unbiased source. How would I have favorites when, quite frankly, I hate you all. Anyways, thanks for the read, and please support my campaign by sending some of the fat admins donut bribes or DoorDash Gift Cards.