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If you look at the data, drinking on the job produces much better morale. In response productivity declines, but our "Friendly Workplace Environment" Score went up 55%. The numbers don't always lie. Drinking on the job at APS is not only encouraged, its also sometimes mandated. #HangoversRuleOnMondays

Fun Fact of the Day: On this day 12/2 CEO SpreadingAids burnt his tongue on an exhaust pipe, after that he realized the fumes of Altis were dirty and compromised by BIG OIL.

PSA: There's no doubt APS will become corrupt and we bring LetsGoBiden's son Hunter onto the board. We just have to make space in our roster. Time to go to the drawing board!

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SpreadingAids, CEO & Drinking Ambassador - APS

Office - (101) 010-1010

Wife's number - (666) 666-6666

Email: n/a

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