Jerry Swindler

Damn I sold this same house for like 20 mill a few months back. 

Reminds me of this one time a few years back when the devs just decided to completely delete my house and garage. I got it back a few days later, but I never got my shit back that I had inside. 

It's all true

Wish I could take your money bois, but I am employed.

It's a fucking video game...

Easy money before lunch.

Fuck that Jerryy guy. He told me he was my friend then pissed on me.

Come stop in for our open house and check out our beautiful scenic sights and friendly neighbors. 

Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, I could make that nun go blind just by giving her a kiss? Did you ever lay out plans for stitching babies and stray cats into a Perfect New Human? Did you ever stand naked surrounded by people who want your gleaming sperm, squirting frankincense, soma and testosterone from every pore? If so, then you're the bastard who stole my drugs Friday night. And I'll find you. Oh, yes

Did someone say free?

I'll bite.