It's sad that entire families can be torn apart by such simple things, like a pack of wild dogs.

R&R interview... Jendrak- "So how would you describe yourself?" Me- "Verbally but just in case I prepared a dance"

Cop: You were going 50 in a 40. Me: They say 50's the new 40. Cop: You drunk? Me: They say drunk's the new sober. Cop: Get out.

I offered a homeless man my Pumpkin Spice Latte and he said "No thanks. I'm homeless, not a fag."

Updated sig quote! "Winning in Altis Life is playing the RPG aspect of the game. When you have a good session and RP the shit out of every situation and be reasonable about how you play."