"Your contact lenses just arrived" "1-800-Contacts? They can't have my brand, I HAVE SPECIAL EYES!" "Look, look with your special eyes." "MY BRAND!"

Had a lot of fun on my first shift of R&R tonight...

want to become a cop to protect and serve

ACT Test? More like No problem... 31/32

On vacation for 2 weeks. See y'all soon.