mzwillette

@FacultyAPS

Rumors around the office are saying that me and Sarah Botlady. I can confirm that we had a short stint over the last quarter. Four times I've woken up to her taking my socks off in bed... I'm posting it here to call it off, let her know for me. #NEVERAGAIN 

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SpreadingAids, CEO & Drinking Ambassador - APS

Office - (101) 010-1010

Wife's number - (666) 666-6666

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If you look at the data, drinking on the job produces much better morale. In response productivity declines, but our "Friendly Workplace Environment" Score went up 55%. The numbers don't always lie. Drinking on the job at APS is not only encouraged, its also sometimes mandated. #HangoversRuleOnMondays

Fun Fact of the Day: On this day 12/2 CEO SpreadingAids burnt his tongue on an exhaust pipe, after that he realized the fumes of Altis were dirty and compromised by BIG OIL.

PSA: There's no doubt APS will become corrupt and we bring LetsGoBiden's son Hunter onto the board. We just have to make space in our roster. Time to go to the drawing board!

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SpreadingAids, CEO & Drinking Ambassador - APS

Office - (101) 010-1010

Wife's number - (666) 666-6666

Email: n/a

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HR complaining about clueless consumers. How can we start advising on better oil solutions? #NeedAnswers

Look at that. Were back in business! Lets go move that supa stank GAS around atlis. #MoneyMatters

Banned for a day.. How will Atlis get its gas now?