Twas a day of greatness for some, as well as a day of infamy for some. Three brave, handsome, courageous young studs set out to sea on the search for Somalian Pirates. It was a rough ride out as they didn't have the necessary equipment, only accessible by members of the Coast Guard. Altis didn't have a Coast Guard at the time so they set out on a RHIB. They were also missing a key component: Deputy. If you have never been part of the APD, the Deputy is a key aspect to your survival as well as your fellow officer's safety. The deputy has a special ability, this is called 'Bitch'. They carry things necessary for every day patrol such as gas, repair kits, fak kits, and of course a suicide kit for when you get a car full of criminals (can be replaced by yeezys if more than 5 cops on). The three men setting out on the journey were @Luke Duke, @dubVee, and @Hoonter. They realized their lack of a deputy after a short amount of time and contacted R&R. R&R sent their sexiest, smartest, most-valiant member. The medic then notified the three officers that he was going to respond to a 'emergency situation', probably @McDili getting smashed by @Bob Bobson, then he'd be on his way. The officers decided to continue on their journey forward as Altis had reports of African's running around screaming oogla boogla or die then shooting everyone and also disrespecting the fine woman of Kavala. After some time and quick maths by the medic he found the three officers (literally off the map). This is when the officers discovered that Luke Duke is acoustic and managed to get the throttle stuck. There was no other option but to try to make it to the heli, so Future Seaman dubVee makes the jump into the water. The medic then hits a yy 180 quickscope, I mean turn and attempts to pick the officer up. Due to Ultra-Realistic-Physics dubVee was unable to enter the heli and ends up being consumed by a shark. The adventure continues on for quite some time and kilometers until they reach 108 kilometers from Pyrgos HQ. This is where the other 2 officers were finally picked up and transported to Interrogation Room 1 where they are demoted for "AFKing Hours", later recognized as bullshit by the community of Olympus and changed to "Neglecting duties". There was also a Altis Coast Guard added which lasted a solid 13 hours until the sAPD ran out of tampons and @G.O.A.T. didn't receive another load as Somalian Pirates took control of the waters and captured all Cargo Ships in the Area.
I ask one thing, a Retired Seaman permanent tag to all the men involved. A way to remember to not create unique RP experiences and Practice robocopping as recommended by @Fushigi and pointed me towards his finest "RPer" @Last.