Rufus 270 Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 As we will know, nothing is perfect and the human digestive system is no exception. The human digestive system is not 100% efficient. After studying my doctorate at the Indian University of Science in Bangalore, I made an incredible discovery. I have discovered (patent pending) a method of filtering and re-prepping my faeces (poo) for food. I have ran the calculations and had them peer reviewed and I have proven that I can survive for $0.45 per day by simply sifting, straining, rinsing and dry baking my stool. Filler material such as cheap oats or seasoned corn meal is the only required ingredient other than the obvious mentioned above. I cannot share an in-depth guide just yet as my patent is still pending and I do not want to complicate the procedure any more but rest assured, I will share this breakthrough with the shit eating third worlders of Olympus as soon as possible. Best regards, Rufus, PhD. Quote Link to comment
N9ne 383 Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 Please keep me updated on this! Really thrilling stuff Quote Link to comment
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