Dear Captain A and T

Classy · 2026-02-04T00:55:34Z

Dear “Captain A and T,”

I don’t know who promoted you, but I hope their keyboard was broken and their eyes were closed, because there is no universe where you earned that rank through competence, leadership, or basic understanding of how Arma works.

You wear the rank of Captain like it’s a cosmetic unlock, not a responsibility. You don’t lead — you hover. You don’t command — you power trip. Every interaction you touch somehow becomes slower, dumber, and more painful, like server lag with an ego.

As a player, you’re a liability.
As a leader, you’re a cautionary tale.
As a Captain, you’re what happens when confidence spawns without skill.

You manage to misunderstand basic APD procedure while acting like the final authority on it. You quote rules you clearly haven’t read, make calls that actively sabotage your own officers, and then act shocked when everything collapses around you. Watching you “lead” is like watching someone try to fly a helicopter after reading half a tutorial and skipping the part about crashing.

Your decision-making is incredible — not in a good way. You escalate situations that don’t need it, ignore ones that do, and somehow always pick the worst possible option with maximum confidence. It’s honestly impressive how consistently wrong you are.

And let’s talk about the attitude.
Nothing screams insecurity like someone hiding behind rank instead of earning respect. You don’t inspire your officers — you intimidate them into silence and then mistake that silence for agreement. Newsflash: people aren’t quiet because you’re right. They’re quiet because arguing with you is pointless.

If Arma 3 had a tutorial on how not to be an APD Captain, you’d be the example mission.

So congrats. You’ve achieved something rare:
A Captain no one trusts, a leader no one follows, and a player everyone hopes disconnects.

Do better — or at least stop pretending you already are.

Sincerely,
Every player who’s ever been forced to deal with you

This is a Joke btw

Congrats on your promotions boys

@ Abraham @ Treebeard