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  1. so here I fucking am just got off work picked up a pizza and I'm driving home I get to my neighbourhood and I floor it I'm going somewhere close to 80 I had a pizza in the passenger seat I'm fucking ready to get home watch some gossip girls smash this pizza and all the sudden a fucking cat runs across the road keep in mind I'm going 80 in like a 15 or 20 I slam on the breaks my pizza goes fucking flying and the cat is taking his sweet ass time to cross the road I quickly check on the pizza and its all scrunched up folded and some of the pizza wasn't even in the damn box anymore so my point is next time should i say fuck the cat and save the pizza or say fuck the pizza and save the cat

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  2. 4 hours ago, Tim Jacob said:

    Fuck cops they are actual cancer, but between cancer and faggotry I would choose cancer 10/10 times you no life crybaby beta male.  You are the epitome of why it should be illegal for gay couples to adopt as they raise little hoes like you.  Go ask your two dads for a better computer so you can record and get off my forum.

    go off

  3. I'm only just now formulating a fursona (Or adopting one... whatever. Expect the obligatory "long time lurker, first time poster" in a few days.)

    I've decided to use a character I created for an interactive story once, and who just became my go-to character for everything because I ended up liking him so much.

    Raveclaw Angryfang, the bronze Dragon. Based off of D&D Bronze Dragons, he's got magic to fit the setting he's in. Overall, a friendly enough creature who spends his time accruing wealth and favour with the local populace, his natural shapeshifting abilities allow him to walk among them when there are new people in town who might not take kindly to a dragon walking around town.

    There's a lot more backstory that's specific to the world he was created for, which I've already posted about over in so I won't repeat it here. Also because I'm on mobile.

    EDIT: Here's a thing that was posted in the "Text based character sheet" discussion:

    Age: >800

    Height: Cathedral sized (Feral), 6'5" (Anthro), 5'9" (Human)

    Species: Bronze Dragon

    Gender: Neutral

    Eyes: Emerald Green, with slitted draconic pupils.

    Distinctive Markings: Aforementioned pupils

    Appearance/Build: Metallic bronze scales, Large twisted horns

    Non-Physical Description-

    Nicknames/Aliases: "Him", Anteron, The Final Shadow, The Blinding Light, Destroyer of Dunderhall.

    Parents: Deceased

    Sexual Orientation: Ambivalent. It's simply whoever strikes his fancy that day.

    Marital Status: Single. (Ready to mingle)

    Personality: Overall likeable. Runs a bustling trade port made to economically crush neighboring town Dunderhall. Will hold a grudge for centuries and make use of who- and whatever he can to get to his ends, though will always try to cause as little collateral as possible after his initial outburst caused his current predicament.

    Traits: Has a tendency to take whoever he wants to sleep with back to his cave in the mountains, though never the unwilling. Often multiples at a time.

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    you will never be able to downvote this post

    consider your hatchbacks chopped fucking retard

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