Dearest Dahlia,
I hope this letter finds you well. It has been 5 days since The 88th Division has ended the war. We have since just been taking whatever we want from them. Peace is hell.
We stole all their mushrooms, and was told to go kill ourselves. We would have to, as they won't war us and can't kill us themselves. LT Heritage went on a mass murder spree of them, and they just relented and talked about how good he is. I cannot wait to get home to see you again.
Yours Truly,
The Sovereign