Jaeger Mannen

I yawn in 2014 [Tree]

But for real- Let the Tree, Tree if it wants to. 

The Naming of the Great Tree

 It was December 27th, 2014. Three dudes in a teamspeak; Mike Perez, Raindeerkitten, and I - Jaeger Mannen, were discussing what tags they should use for their gang "Altis Apples Inc." I didn't like abbreviations or acronyms as all the other gangs used those, so I suggested we use a word for a tag. [Apple] would've been fuckin' stupid as would any other suggestions we came up with. Raindeerkitten(we actually thought he was AFK) just blurted, "Tree" and the teamspeak went silent. "Yeah, fuck it. Tree. We'll change it tomorrow." I said.

  We started destroying gangs and becoming notorious with the tags "Tree" so we kept them. Then January 2nd came around with an Olympus patch that updated and wiped gangs. I renamed the gang "The Great Tree"and the rest is history. 
 

The End

but yes, raindeerkitten read "tree" from a reese's peanut butter cup wrapper.

Is it April 1st already?

Never disbanded it. This is list of gangs that were created like within 1 hour of the post wipe. It's a bullshit list. 

4 minutes ago, MrBoonie said:

Tree isn't on the list XD

Because it's phoney! It's fake! This list is just slanderous hoo-hah. Where's number 001? Where did this list orginate from? Crooked Peter!

Not to mention it's post wipe..

This list is bullshit! FAKE NEWS! This came from a phoney source! Just Sad!

Everyone stfu. Admins too. Y'all STFU and let's make Olympus Cancer-free again.

I lost brain cells.. in a good way. The shit I'm missing. <3

That Tree is symbolic and shows the dedication that Tree Had towards RP. It was a gift from Poseidon. While other gangs collapsed and just became chaotic cancers that sought to destroy the value of RP and the quality of the server. Tree went the other route. We've embraced RP since 2014 and still do today.  That Tree should be saluted by all. 

The sacrifices won't end. 2017 is when I'm off this god awful break and this shitty wifi that's made playing nigh impossible to enjoy, will be gone. All will Hail The Great Tree and continue to do so. We'll make that Tree Grow.

BillFuckingcosbywarfare! 

And you want the 980 ti - solid card. 

This is fucking... GENIUS! My god this child is an artist!

4 hours ago, RAYRAY said:

Tree is already down jaeger put his fockin lumber suit on  don't chop the memory that was tee :'( tho

What? What have you all been told.. Message me.

My Great Tree has become "money over bitches"....?

See you in 2 days or less with a montage about shooting trash kids.... That's the trend nowadays, right?

This random...

1 hour ago, Phizx said:

that phatty 100k in the bank fam

Dat Phatty 2nd Rank in Gang Funds, Son.... Soon to be first

Please Message me... will $$$$$$$$$$$

I don't even get my own cubicle.... I have to move to different ones and deal with people's fleshy leftovers on keyboards... So I get drunk to cope...

Frost- Go home... You're drunk..

Those women screaming at the end is just them requesting medic..

Everyone from Tree. The End.

ok... And Ham.

Our Almighty Protector is The Great Tree and it is by her wishes and Mercy, that you have life... Yet you squander this gift to spout blasphemous rhetoric against Her and about your sky-God that has no influence or presence on this earth. No, Allah won't save you here. The Tree demands that you pay the blood-price for your wasted life and return it to the roots. We can assist you by bindings on your wrists and 7.62s to aide in the spilling of the blood in your veins that you no longer deserve to have.

We have No concept of Peace or blessings  or mercy and only desire bloodshed and War. The Great Tree demands it and She has chosen her warriors to be Her vanguard. We Are Fierce and Malevolent and will grant you no quarters or mercy. Just as we will never surrender our will to anyone else but the Tree herself, so shall all who surrender to us will be given to the Tree for judgement. She will decide your worth through how much blood you offer to the roots!

Your Army doesn't have to go anywhere as the Trees Are Everywhere. We will bring you all down to your Knees and you will All Hail The Great Tree. 

I called it..

You bunch of fucking agists... I'm older than all of you combined and I role play better than all of you combined...

It's not age, it's the individual and how much they're willing to let "go". 

I fucking hate you for your vdm'ing bullshit last night... But this was funny. Fear the Tree-Lovers