My very real Altis Story

[Ferris Bueller 55]

When I first joined I was told to avoid kavala if I didn’t want to develop rectal cancer. So I listened for a time. Made some money as a honest man, mixed up with some bad people and joined their gang after which I found redemption at some random church that also provided medical attention. I figured I’d become a medic and go back to kavala to find a cure for this aforementioned rectal cancer....I quit being a medic. Hopeless, I found myself adding to the cancer by lying on the corner of kavala square begging for money so I can gamble it away to a medic. Man altis life is so ironically cruel.

[Corps 222]

Medics tend to be addicted to gambling. My advice, stand clear of the foresaken addiction.

[Berto 0]

What medics have is worse than an addiction. I would say a gambling epidemic plagues the R&R, and Kavala as that is where many medics are.