@FacultyAPS
Rumors around the office are saying that me and Sarah Botlady. I can confirm that we had a short stint over the last quarter. Four times I've woken up to her taking my socks off in bed... I'm posting it here to call it off, let her know for me. #NEVERAGAIN
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SpreadingAids, CEO & Drinking Ambassador - APS
Office - (101) 010-1010
Wife's number - (666) 666-6666
Email: n/a
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If you look at the data, drinking on the job produces much better morale. In response productivity declines, but our "Friendly Workplace Environment" Score went up 55%. The numbers don't always lie. Drinking on the job at APS is not only encouraged, its also sometimes mandated. #HangoversRuleOnMondays
Fun Fact of the Day: On this day 12/2 CEO SpreadingAids burnt his tongue on an exhaust pipe, after that he realized the fumes of Altis were dirty and compromised by BIG OIL.
PSA: There's no doubt APS will become corrupt and we bring LetsGoBiden's son Hunter onto the board. We just have to make space in our roster. Time to go to the drawing board!
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SpreadingAids, CEO & Drinking Ambassador - APS
Office - (101) 010-1010
Wife's number - (666) 666-6666
Email: n/a
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