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Happy Birthday @Talindor just in case anyone hasn't said anything your getting pretty old. I'll just have to get you a prescription for Viagra

Even at 23 it sucks being an adult at work sometimes. Thankfully I know exactly how to work like an adult though. Just replace fuck you with everything your boss tells you with ok great. You'll never fail. But seriously I've mentally killed you 10 times in the past 5 seconds.

Anybody see me doing push-ups in the middle of gang wars? That was fantastic. Guy wouldn't stop no matter what I did. It was a glorious way to die in the middle of gang wars. Right when I was doing a flank push.

I feel like Fridays are the most dangerous time to play. Reason being is because if you are fortunate to have weekends off like myself by the time Friday rolls around your exhausted, frustrated or just done from that work week so once you get off work you head to the store refill your refrigerator with beer and soon start your evening with drinking game with Arma rules with your friends such as 1 kill equals I big swig or sip if you occasionally like me drink scotch. What a good night it will be. By the way the drinking game pertaining to Arma will get you white girl wasted. 1 kill equals 1 drink. 1 rob equals 2 drinks. A death equals the rest of whatever your drinking till you need a refill. Penalties such as TK also finishes your drink. And every 5 or 10 minutes depending on whoever sets the rules if nothing has happened than its 1 drink.