First of all i just clowned my self.
Though you were frosty.
Second, If you open your eyes and read you can see that they are "Combat Fatigues (MPT)" that means they have the SRAPD texture on them. The ones at rebel are recon fatigues or something that have the sleeves rolled up.
So so go ahead to rebel and buy some then hmu.
What blows my mind is why do some of the vehicles that *should* handle the best in the game handle like garbage? The hatchback shouldn't handle better than the jeep...