D A Q U A N

6 hours ago, G.O.A.T. said:

much balance 5 me

ur a bad memer u gave me an old ass meme on my support ticket I demand either corporal or a  new meme

15 hours ago, Excision said:

best strategy start a fed and watch all the cops mass log then slowly walk away from the fed/bw

yeah once we all had spongebob names and then we did a fed with 5 cops on and in 5 minutes there were 16 cops we got fucked harder than how vx raptor did to kids

@Corporal_moob hey dad it's ur chance to come in clutch

42 minutes ago, Cam_Smiff said:

Well it's the only 4 Crater for sale with a garage directly next to it facing the weed processing, every other house and garage in DP1 is bought by someone else. And I don't expect 3 mil, I expect more like 1.75, I only asked for 3 bc I figured it would be bargained down by at least a mil 

u shouldn't have said that u BFO scum

135000

Penis.

I like the new cartels

PLS DONT WIPE MY ACCOUNT PETER LONG DADDY

So I'm kinda retarded and accidently pressed f6 how do I turn texture bug monitoring back on.

On ‎2‎/‎18‎/‎2017 at 3:54 PM, Tman15tmb said:

Leave the performance testing to the professionals. You're going to hurt yourself if you try and understand the problem yourself.

As much as I hate saying it because I appreciate everyone that chooses to become a part of this community, if anyone thinks Asylum has better server performance nobody is stopping you guys from leaving.

lel I'm never gonna leave Olympus but I'm just pointing out that Asylum is doing something right that we're not

29 minutes ago, savage (; said:

why would you stay up for 24 hours ? bad for your health

STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO DAD IM A YOUNG INDEPENDENT WOMAN THAT CAN DO ANYTHING MEN DO

5886

So I was at my friends house and I pulled a 24 hour on Asylum and got 0 texture bugs and my friend pulled a 24 hour on Olympus and got 18 texture bugs. "It's a Bohemia thing" my ass.

15 hours ago, G.O.A.T. said:

 

pls goat u will forever be my dad ull be my daddy if u make me deputy chief of police too

1 hour ago, Grandma Gary said:

If that blunt is anything like Peter Long johnson the high will last about as long as he does in bed.

Best 35 seconds of your life though AMIRITE!

goteem

1 hour ago, G.O.A.T. said:

So it was pretty small

 

unblacklistment me pls I wont play while high asf again

I posted this on asylum forums idek why but I just smoked a PHAT ASS blunt like the size of peter longs dick andhoyl shit idek why I'm posting thisn what am I doing with my life breh,

13 minutes ago, LuckySide792 said:

Hello, my name is Lucky. I am on server 1 mainly with my gang called Asylum Escapees(Yes, it is a pun to the pathetic servers of Asylum). I came with a group of people(3 to 6 other players). I was recommended by my own father(DarkSteel) and a good friend of ours(Sarah Burns). We are growing our gang as much as we can. They recommended this server because it stays up and its latency free(compared to Asylum) and the admins are active and don't laugh/mock their own players(Yet again, unlike Asylum). Since I been playing Olympus servers are the best I have seen so far. There are much more activities and the economy is great. The only problem we have is little kids that think they are funny and RDM the whole time. I have ran into that 4 to 6 times. However, shortly after that the admins ban those players. Its nice to see admins taking their job seriously. So far I can say I am here to stay until ArmA 4 comes out(When ever that may be). Admins good job and awesome on the sturdiness of your server. I hope that I give plenty of memories to other players as I play.

It'll be even better if they bring tanoa back

Bumperino taking offers still it's right next to meth lab and cartel on s2

Just now, Ham said:

I went near your town for a Tennis meet.

lol ive never been to sterling for anything

3 minutes ago, Ham said:

Orgondo lives about an hour and 45 minutes or so away from me. And @Pledge lives about an hour and a half away.

https://gyazo.com/ae262703d193c79f144e473906bece83

Just now, Ham said:

Maybe not here, but a new rebel would be nice.

I was just about to say that you butthole but u live in Illinois so I'm good  ur one of the Illinois boys like me and @Orgondo

Apparently it's right next to a cartel now

1 Crater btw

7 minutes ago, RambleR said:

Good thing i bought over 100 csat ghillies.. jk i wish i did

RambleR! ur my favorite senior apd because u did my interview after gibbs ditched me but now I'm blacklisted

YAY NOW NOBODY CAN TANK SO MANY FUCKING SHOTS AND MAKE ME WANT TO HANG MYSELF

is it possible to bust 2 nuts at once and I want evidence to back up your answer because once on Peter Long's gang war stream moob said that he could and I didn't believe him.

12 minutes ago, DANGUSDEAN said:

Goteem

you can reapply ..