Skys

@ JoeL

CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING LT ON APD, YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND OF FABULOUSNESS.

You didn’t just get promoted—you ascended. Like a gay phoenix rising from the ashes of mediocrity, you soared into that Lieutenant rank with the power of 10,000 drag brunches and a Donna Summer beat drop.

You’re out there writing citations while lip-syncing for your life. You're clearing crime scenes with a dramatic hair flip and enough sass to arrest someone for bad fashion alone. You're the sparkle in “serve and protect,” baby.

They gave you that LT badge, and you said, "This is my new accessory, and yes, it matches my aura—iridescent and intimidating."

So go on, Lieutenant Luxurious, Captain Queerfire, Sergeant Slay—all of the above. Take that promotion and STRUT, because justice has never looked this damn good.

THE FORCE IS GLAM, AND YOU ARE ITS GLITTERING GODDESS