nman

i support

bold to assume i dont have a host of bitches waiting to turn my bidet on for me, then afterwards apply the quick check wipe. no man wipes his own asshole

elaborate

Across the span of multiple deployments, ctc rotations, vacations and other travels, I've taken shits in a lot of places. In my 26 years of life, I've finally came to a solid conclusion; using a bidet is far more superior than using toilet paper. Whether you're a clean ass enthusiast, or a chronic swamp ass sufferer, this review can be of some use to you. The bidet market can range from budget solutions (pretty much a water hose attached to the back of your toilet), to FULLY INTEGRATED, SEAT WARMED, ASS BLASTING WITH HOT AIR AFTER YOU'RE FINISHED. (Those start to run to $500+). This review concerns the LUXE Bidet Neo 120 (with self cleaning nozzle, hella important). This bad boy is currently on sale, and is the budget/intro friendly solution to saving toilet paper and having an immaculate asshole. at ~$35 USD, it is hard to argue with. Most of you weird fat fuckers spend that much on 1 uber eats meal every single day. Installation is easy, requires no electricity or batteries, and can be done with only the plastic hand tools provided in the kit. From unboxing to asshole squirting you're looking at about 15 minutes, maximum (more if you are retarded. @ Big John1 give yourself a few hours aside for this task). I recommend that you initially keep your water pressure pretty low, as it can be a bit jarring at first, however you should settle in quickly and even the nastiest dukes will be a clean matter in no time. TLDR: Cost: Features: Ease of Use: Comments: Great intro bidet.

Gl in your future brotha

25% bro. Eating 3 full meals, plus 2 mass gainer shakes a day and working out once or twice a day, took about 3 months to get to there. had to correct a lot of form related problems and bad habits

total war + big noise + MOAB. RC1 is a good brand. Their MRE shakes too are really good. Gained 20 pounds in afghanistan using their stuff. discount for military/first responder/LEO is sick too.

its been a pleasure my guy. thanks for hanging out

awe. i only have a cat, shes a fat bitch though

AGREED YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO KILL SOMEONE WHILE CUFFED. THERE IS NO ROLEPLAY ADVANTAGE TO DISALLOWING YOU TO KILL YOUR CAPTIVE WHILE THEY ARE IN RESTRAINTS IF YOU ARE A CIVILIAN

its not gay if its for pay

ur dumb if you think im not getting my cheeks clapped for 10k

rise up king

ty fgor ur service

just give it all to me so the money isnt deleted but ill spend it better

VIGI ARE SCUM ANYWAYS

Go to your fridge and grab some pickles. Bite into it slowly (you have to use your back teeth or it wont work) and just tell me what you think. If you do it rigt past the skin, but not yet the seeds you will know what im talking about. My wife caught me eating them out of the jar with my fingers and now shes crying on the phone to her mom saying she made a mistake. I think her mistake was that she didnt buy enough pickles

imagine tipping tho

really is just a video game tho

LOOKS IN A CENT TO ME