Fedot

God. fucking Johnny pencil pusher, a bit of a challenge ? more like you are fucked and might as well call it a day , when 5 cops land on u at meth when two Deputies are floating around rebel already engaging with your heli and how the fuck do you drive a truck away from fed with a Deputies chasing you? bring Titans ? oh well we would've ! but cops like to change name and rank and still pull that shit bottom line APD has amazing gear and zero to no risk and we can't get a fuckin mk1 emr

wanna sit at rebel? too bad get shit on APD Deputies. wanna do fed? TOO bad, get shit on. APD Deputies . wanna do meth run? TOO bad, get shit on. APD Deputies wana fly around in your heli with a 100k bounty? TOO bad APD Deputies get shot down THEN shit on OH there's no Deputies on are we safe from Deputies? TOO bad. clemenza actually just changed his name and is playing as PO till he decides he's ready to shit on you with his fucking Po7 . last he checked he's chief of police and makes the rules. so everyone prepare to stay in the bent over position for these incoming Deputies. if this becomes a daily thing fuck this server Like this

I'm so proud of you my son. #BestTroll

Wow wtf ham ,I don't see thanks to Fedot the salt king in there

Can i has source for original song lol

yeah dont use a suicide vest around cops, they get a little pissy and you'll end up with a 3 day bay from @Bubbaloo Burrito

not break stats page

Nah he is talking about how he built a house around a hemmt bc yolo imarite?

It really depends, Do you have proof? if not suck it up buttercup :D. If you do just remember you had unprocessed stuff so max you'll prob get 50k

Record and Report, because Fun comes after Work

Okay how about this, Every 911 Call you get YOU MUST respond to it withing 7 mins. AND you MUST msg them updates every minute

Remer tell me when you become a medic. Its just like why APD does not msg people back all the time

The Point is we are trying our hardest to manage 60+ players all across the map

TO ALL NON MEDICS THIS IS TO YOU: People of Altis we know you are very special, kind and sometimes rude, But Kindly NOOT off. The Medics are not your personal doctor. Every Time I'm in game I see "Medic ETA" or "Medic do your Job". I get salty, The medics are doing there jobs! Most of them are slower because they do not have access to Helicopters and Medics may not enter redzones if they are EMTs. When People Say "Medic ETA" you are pretty much telling the medic stop what there are doing and message you (Most likely driving to a request) to answer. So Next time you ask a MEDIC eta the Answer is and always will be "ETA When I get there". And Also Note if a medic is 0.007KM from you and suddenly stops and starts running away, it's most likely due to one of two causes 1) Another fool died near you. Or 2) There is a Wookie with a EBR pointing at us yelling repeatedly that they are gonna kill us if you get revived. Games have Bugs and if you can't be Revived . I'll list some examples If you were a passenger in a Helicopter that crashed. If you Crashed your helicopter or Died in the air. If your Body Disappears for no reason. If the vehicle you get in gets stored. This past week we lost two Search and Rescue Operators (The Guys who can get to you fast). because the massive amount of harassment medics receive for following our hand book. That's Two less Medic that can save you fast. If you have an Issue with the RnR Service just use your Defibs.... Oh Wait..... That's not an Option, so Treat medics like Humans and Know that the world does not revolve around you because you died. Sorry about that Rant, I''m just a little mad 2 RnR Members felt like they did not want to play the game/medic anymore because of the Abuse they receive.

We now have donations Goals for which if we meet a monthly community goal it unlocks for errbooty

I think you misread his post FOJO