Genghis Khan 1131 Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 (edited) >Be Me >Work at Sam's Club in the Tire and battery department. >Want to become Civ Rep to get a car mod upgrade so that when someone acquires your keys by lock picking it puts a speed bomb on it. >Have a dream last night. >Become Civ Rep >Get car bombs implemented. >EVERY FUCKING CAR I GET INTO BLOWS UP. >Develop PTSD from that dream. >Go to work at Sam's club the next day. (Today) >FuckThisShit.jpg >Tries to cope with my recently developed PTSD >Say "It was just a dream" every 30sec while opening the shop. >MFW a Muslim is our first appointment, Witch was a battery install. LMFAO This actually happened. The car was normal Thank God. And I talked to the Muslim chick afterwards. She was very sweet and kind! Just thought Id share this. It makes me laugh. Edited April 27, 2018 by Genghis Khan 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Kitui 145 Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 What the fuck 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Fat Clemenza 1722 Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 11 minutes ago, McDili said: did you smash That would be haram. 1 Quote Link to comment
Genghis Khan 1131 Posted April 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 26 minutes ago, McDili said: did you smash Sadly no. Quote Link to comment
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