pickles are kind of meaty arent they?

[nman 535]

Go to your fridge and grab some pickles. Bite into it slowly (you have to use your back teeth or it wont work) and just tell me what you think. 

 

If you do it rigt past the skin, but not yet the seeds you will know what im talking about.

 

My wife caught me eating them out of the jar with my fingers and now shes crying on the phone to her mom saying she made a mistake. I think her mistake was that she didnt buy enough pickles

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