Rufus 270 Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 I just had a massive shit - I'm talking 8" length and 6" circumference and it really made me think that I could make it as a faggot. To test this theory, I have fished it out of the toilet and frozen it inside a condom. I'm nervous, of course, but you've got to believe that because it came out of me, it can go back inside of me? If I can make it out of this unscathed, I honestly believe that I could handle anything Grindr has to offer and really become one of you - A true member of the Olympus community. Would any one else like to share their experience? 1 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment
TapTap 779 Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 What was I just forced to read 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Larkerz 166 Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 12 hours ago, TapTap said: forced forced? 2 Quote Link to comment
Element_ 285 Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 My night has been ruined, Rufus comes up with the most out of pocket shit I swear. Quote Link to comment
Lieutenant Red 27 Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 I’m sorry you what? Quote Link to comment
-Price- 58 Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 It's been 18 hours. He's either: Gone septic and died. Pogchamp Is really enjoying himself. Kreygasm Is crying in the fetal position. Pepe Cast your votes now! 1 1 Quote Link to comment
ChillX 389 Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 7 minutes ago, -Price- said: It's been 18 hours. He's either: Gone septic and died. Pogchamp Is really enjoying himself. Kreygasm Is crying in the fetal position. Pepe Cast your votes now! im going with the Kreygasm 1 Quote Link to comment
Mayo762 62 Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 Oly player base does like to get fucked in theirs. Quote Link to comment
doubleueyeceekay 451 Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 So this just happened an hour ago and I am still shaking. I’m a staff in public accounting and was in the middle of a 3-hour training on Zoom. Usually when we have these types of calls I just keep the video running in the background and I walk around the room doing things to pass the time and distract myself from the monotone presenters. Well today I forgot that I left the camera on (I usually always have it off but earlier today I had a call with the partner to discuss my upcoming promotion, so I had to have it on). I had no clue I had left the camera on and in the middle of walking around and muttering to myself as I was zoning out, I flipped it out and started to rub one out. I did so with complete confidence, openly and ferociously, stroking faster and faster until I heard the presenter stop and kindly asked me to turn my camera off. Mortified, I lifted my pants up and rushed over to turn the camera off. Soon after the training was over I had a call with HR and they let me know that I was being terminated. I hated the job anyway so not so bummed about that, but I’m not sure what to say in interviews now if I’m asked why I left this job. Any advice? Quote Link to comment
teo 3 Posted March 27, 2023 Report Share Posted March 27, 2023 No shot this kids civ council Quote Link to comment
Rufus 270 Posted March 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2023 2 hours ago, teo said: No shot this kids civ council No shot your dad is in my DM's asking to take a ride on the rocket??????????? Quote Link to comment
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