SKIM 28 Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 (edited) The objective of this race will be to push a boat from the Kavala boat shop to the boat shop in DP25, and drive that boat from there back to the finish; at Kavala HQ boat shop. A long race it is, but the reward for 1st place is worth all the while. 1st place will receive two packs of Mix'n Drink Instant Skim Milk. Now.. now; I know you all are thinking, "SKIM with a reward like that how is everyone going to join the server with only 80 slots?" Well, my response to that is first come first serve; no pun intended. This race will be scheduled for this Saturday around 5 PM eastern standard time. Here is a map that sums up the direction and magnitude of the race. https://gyazo.com/2961a3806534dde3f894b1065e9fa2de Enough about the race, lets talk about this grand prize; I am talking about the luscious, throat lubing skim milk. Now, let's say you are trying to lose some weight; you return home from the gym and do not know what to drink. Let's also assume you won the Arma marathon, hence winning that sensuous skim milk. You turn to your left after a hard work out, look at the counter; looking back at you is a nice warm glass of skim milk. You practically wet your self, and that is not piss slowly drifting down your pants. You lunge towards that glass of skim milk and... and... and... *censored*. I am truly sorry, I got a bit carried away talking about skim milk and decided that it would be best to just stop. I also apologize to any children reading this post, since that must have been a life scaring experience. Anyhow, Ill end this post with some nutrition facts about the prize, and just dip out of this website because I think I may have caused some mental harm to others reading this post. Goodbye everyone, I hope you enjoy your night. Nutrition FactsServing Size 23 GServings Per Container 12Amount Per ServingCalories80Calories From Fat0% Daily ValueTotal Fat 0 G0Saturated Fat 0 G0Trans Fat 0 G Cholesterol <5 Mg1Sodium 125 Mg5Potassium 390 Mg10Total Carbohydrate 12 G4Dietary Fiber 0 G0Sugars 12 G Protein 8 G Vitamin A10Vitamin C2Calcium30Vitamin D25 (-) Information is currently not available for this nutrient.* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs:**** Percent Daily Values listed below are intended for adults and children over 4 years of age. Foods represented or purported to be for use by infants, children less than 4 years of age, pregnant women, or lactating women shall use the RDI's that are specified for the intended group provided by the FDA. Calories:2,0002,500Total FatLess than65g80gSat. FatLess than20g25gCholesterolLess than300mg300mgSodiumLess than2400mg2400mgPotassium3500mg3500mgTotal Carbohydrate300g375gDietary Fiber25g30gCalories per gram:Fat 9•Carbohydrate 4•Protein 4 Edited October 9, 2015 by SKIM 3 Quote Link to comment
Dejay 796 Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 This is a worse idea than warfare's bridge.. 2 1 Quote Link to comment
JBruesch 483 Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 10/10 would attend Quote Link to comment
Dustin87 864 Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Beings how your bed ridden for the next week its understandable how someone could come up with something so entising. Count me in! Quote Link to comment
theycallmepaw 172 Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 i personally thing if u changed it from skim milk to simalac you'd get more entry's Quote Link to comment
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