Its not a troll comment, its a statement of fact.
First off its a $5000 ticket. You can sit and literally do nothing on the server and make $5000 in 30 minutes. So its very surprising to hear that you didn't have $5000. Why you'd be carrying all your cash on you is not the smartest thing I've ever heard but people make mistakes from time to time.
You don't give a whole lot of information about what the ticket was for, but since you got into a vehicle that was parked in the middle of a road I'll just assume that it wasn't yours and you were charged with attempted vehicle theft. If you can't afford to pay the ticket or do the time, then don't do the crime.
There are several reasons which may be coded in as to why you didn't loose the marijuana training... it might not be considered a license, it may be because you were put in jail for a theft, it didn't remove the drug related training. There could have been a glitch... and I'm sure there are a multitude of other reasons.
And finally... there is generally a 5-10 cops to 70-65 civies ratio. We can't be everywhere at once, we have 240 square Km's to cover. If you don't feel like recording to get the idiot RDM/VDM'ers kicked off the server then you are just as much at fault for your own death as you seem to be blaming the cops for.
So in the end based on your attitude it seems to me that you got everything you deserved. Good day to you sir.