I read far more of this than I would like to admit, you forgot to mention how Shawn is a furry so you have to bribe him with furry things to get information out of him though.
Honestly frick Aegis, bunch of arma loving, conquest playin, possibly racist, PvP players.
Then there is Sevro who drives the trucks...
P.S - If you dislike whatever delusions you are coming up with to justify your hatred of the server or specific people, you are always free to not play it and go get a life.
I appreciate the creativity, I am not a huge fan of arma water combat since it is... well shit... and last time a server did something like this it went poorly and was just a lot of buggy deaths, but always willing to give it another try.