Ex Community Director Sov

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I hear his name a lot but tbh I don't know anything about him at all. I wanna try to get some staff interviews in next and mix it up a bit, but I'm down if I can get a good hook either for a good story or some solid lulz.

And the same pfp.

I think part of me knows and accepts they're the same person doing a slightly different voice, but I'm willing to play along with it because he isn't a cunt anymore, and he's willing to play the character because it's how he stops being permed after the... tos incident.. that's definitely not why he left he had 'personal issues.'

Bro... I dug into that last year refusing to believe there was a diamond, and a diamond drop, they both have the same picture with a different color. I caved and just admitted he's different mostly because he's a nice dude and diamond drop was a bag of cunts.

Lmao.. It's not that I don't normally agree with them or like them as a person, but on the occasion when they're in the wrong, you will still back and agree with them 100%. You can follow a chain of command without being a sycophant. You can voice your opinion without disobeying orders. This isn't communist china.

You consistently publicly and privately always agree with your superiors. You aren't the type. Even if you did do something 'wrong' everyone would just blame whichever staff member you were getting an iced tea for at the time.

Was actually one solid line just shifted funny and it wouldn't shift right. It works for the old timey aesthetic though.

No matter how they handle inactivity, it makes them all utter hypocrites unless they make a strategy moving forward, announce it, and wipe the slate clean.

I identify as someone who's friend you owe a ghawk to

I don't understand the world anymore. I'm just so old and confused and I honestly doubled down on a nuclear war negating having to grow as a person.

How could you not tell though? I'm smarter than everyone else and I'm not asian.

Lower production quality and not as much filler. I put a lot of work into conducting a lot of interviews to make sure I got both sides of the story for the main article and it basically took up most of the time to do this. It is this reporters opinion that the whole situation is top down. Inactive staff cannot enforce consequences of inactivity on inactive faction heads. Inactive faction heads cannot enforce consequences of inactivity on Srs. Wipe the slate clean, forgive everyone, and then up the minimums for important roles like admins, sr admins, faction heads, and enforce them and hold each other accountable to enforcing them. Anyone who cannot live with that should step down or you breed disregard for activity by demonstrating it doesn't really matter. It's better to give active people a chance, even if they fuck up, than to promote the slow death of stagnation by enabling inactive staff, faction heads, and srs.

You have meme simps. Like 5. They're responsible for almost all your upvotes.

Directly yes, but per capita.... You guys are almost tied at +1 react per post you've ever made. It's neck and neck, and 60% of your upvotes are from the same five people while his are diverse.

Most people just rdm and say the n word and spend their hangover in the ban center.

I mean.. if they had brains, then why are they doing shit to get themselves permed?

He might have to learn how to shoot a little bit now though.... but tbf, knowing how to shoot random innocent people is a skill most postal workers should have anyways.

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35 hours a week? I'm judging you rn.

And you have to keep repeating you're not staff and can be wrong about anything, have no authority and your opinion doesn't matter. I'm pretty sure they make you say you're gay even if you're not. Support team all have a self admonishment fetish or something, no judgement.

You're gonna knock that shit off or I'm just going to start messaging you every degenerate thing that man sends me.

Sundays edition of The Olympus Times is a little drab. Need content: Story ideas (real or some half-real premise to build some satire off of) that I should report on. Classified Ads: Real or Joke. Wanna sell some shit? Looking for Romance? Advertisements: Real or Joke. Decent effort images, can work with any format that will fit. Opinion Pages: For short sweet opinion sections. No more than two average paragraphs, and be sure to include the name you want it listed as. i.e. "Sexy in Sofia" "Jake K" Your stories: If you report on something good enough, and can write in moderately understandable English (excludes all Brits but TNM) I'll print your story. Must be decent effort and if you have a stock photo or something I'll use it, if not I'll find one if it's warranted. Obviously, not be something that's gonna get be banned. I'm not going out like that. Credit will be written in obvously. Message it to me on the forums and it'll be in sundays if it's good.

If you're young enough to play arma and bald, I think god already did enough damage to you.