Ex Community Director Sov

Whatever you gotta say to make yourself look better, loser.

Lmmfao i just noticed you have a sonichu pfp.

I don't know how to take this version of you Strafe.

He ain't white knighting shit. Literally like 10 cringey weirdos have shit to say some weird shit to me on a daily basis, I'm used to it. I handle it myself. He's speaking because @ proud is so insecure and closeted that he is a living breathing joke. No tweakers are like meth users or some adjacent upper drug. @ Metro Boomin does downer pills and OD's on his couch and passes out. Like oxy's and stuff.

Bro you are kidding right? You are obsessed with everyone gay or even remotely gay you can find on Olympus. The only reason you play is to find gay people and start spamming them about killing or maiming them irl, and freaking out about how you're not gay. You've mentioned my sexuality on this 100x more than I ever have. You are 100% a closet case. Like behind your back.. that is literally all everyone talks about how funny and sad it is you screaming and lisping about gay people. It's really obvious what's going on to everyone who isn't totally autistic.

I look forward to your tearful apology in 15 years over a holocommunicator when you introduce me to your boyfriend and explain you were just repressed and lashing out at some old lesbian you don't know for 5 years on account of that repression. I get it. I was homophobic too until I came out. It's like, if everyone knows you hate gay people, you can't possibly be gay right? Hang in there kiddo. It gets better.

I'm a reporter. There's not much I don't know.

Nope. Most of the community loves me. You're the fringe element with a handful of autists.

There will be a candlelight vigil in Kavala where we all pray for Timmy's safe return.

Everyone's waiting for you to leave.

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I hear his name a lot but tbh I don't know anything about him at all. I wanna try to get some staff interviews in next and mix it up a bit, but I'm down if I can get a good hook either for a good story or some solid lulz.

And the same pfp.

I think part of me knows and accepts they're the same person doing a slightly different voice, but I'm willing to play along with it because he isn't a cunt anymore, and he's willing to play the character because it's how he stops being permed after the... tos incident.. that's definitely not why he left he had 'personal issues.'

Bro... I dug into that last year refusing to believe there was a diamond, and a diamond drop, they both have the same picture with a different color. I caved and just admitted he's different mostly because he's a nice dude and diamond drop was a bag of cunts.

Lmao.. It's not that I don't normally agree with them or like them as a person, but on the occasion when they're in the wrong, you will still back and agree with them 100%. You can follow a chain of command without being a sycophant. You can voice your opinion without disobeying orders. This isn't communist china.

You consistently publicly and privately always agree with your superiors. You aren't the type. Even if you did do something 'wrong' everyone would just blame whichever staff member you were getting an iced tea for at the time.

Was actually one solid line just shifted funny and it wouldn't shift right. It works for the old timey aesthetic though.

No matter how they handle inactivity, it makes them all utter hypocrites unless they make a strategy moving forward, announce it, and wipe the slate clean.

I identify as someone who's friend you owe a ghawk to

I don't understand the world anymore. I'm just so old and confused and I honestly doubled down on a nuclear war negating having to grow as a person.