The Antichrist

I've literally never spent a dollar of government assistance in my life. I got my first job when I was 13 and work 10 hour days. You're a salesman. I'm not hating on that, but the fact that you come after me all high and mighty is insane to me. I push the line of matching toxicities. Metro is a freak thats been obsessed with me for years.. of course I'm going to be toxic back to him. I know a ton of people with serious addictions I'm super supportive to, but every single time metro starts fiending, his first instinct is to take it all out on me and that's not my problem. He needs a support structure. Cheesesteak? I'm a vegetarian dummy.. you know that. I eat salads. I try to do them every Sunday. I'm hoping to have a couple comic strips for the next one, and maybe even a crossword puzzle. And yes.. the truth about @ WALT is finally out. It's only a matter of time before he is drummed out of staff now. I think the @ Mako interview went well. It was nice to see that side of him. Very humanizing.

lmmfao social welfare? IF people have to work as hard as i do on welfare, then welfare is nothing to whine about. You're literally a salesman.

Why do you keep saying I have a bad job? Have you not been watching the news? You know what I do... you and I have had elaborate conversations about my career going on for hours. You know it's a buildup until I'm getting a huge payout, and it's been all over the news that I just got a huge raise. I 100% make more money than you by a wide margin at this point, and in 1 1/2 years I'll make more than you ever will in your life. Not that that matters at all. I'm only bringing it up because you're bringing it up. That's not a basis to judge people on at all. It's just.. bizarre.

Mad because nobody cares what you post, so now you only show up to post about me and don't even play arma. Friends for years, and threw all that away to try to win over metro and to simp for house. So weird.

I've never said I have a wife. You heard from someone I was a lesbian and immediately started obsessing over me years ago. Squeaking at me about how you were put on this earth to 'murder f*****ts' and you were going to drive me off the server because 'f******ts deserve to die' and because you're so sheltered you have no idea of the correct slur to use. I literally had never even heard of you and you felt the need to hunt me down in game because you heard I was a lesbian. You've since spent literally years downvoting me nonstop because of that. Whatever staff covers for you, should honestly have their rank removed entirely or at the very least, needs to wake the fuck up and realize how psychotic you really are. I really do honestly, hope you deal with coming out of the closet in a healthy way and don't become another orlando shooter or something like that.

Whatever you gotta say to make yourself look better, loser.

Lmmfao i just noticed you have a sonichu pfp.

I don't know how to take this version of you Strafe.

He ain't white knighting shit. Literally like 10 cringey weirdos have shit to say some weird shit to me on a daily basis, I'm used to it. I handle it myself. He's speaking because @ proud is so insecure and closeted that he is a living breathing joke. No tweakers are like meth users or some adjacent upper drug. @ Metro Boomin does downer pills and OD's on his couch and passes out. Like oxy's and stuff.

Bro you are kidding right? You are obsessed with everyone gay or even remotely gay you can find on Olympus. The only reason you play is to find gay people and start spamming them about killing or maiming them irl, and freaking out about how you're not gay. You've mentioned my sexuality on this 100x more than I ever have. You are 100% a closet case. Like behind your back.. that is literally all everyone talks about how funny and sad it is you screaming and lisping about gay people. It's really obvious what's going on to everyone who isn't totally autistic.

I look forward to your tearful apology in 15 years over a holocommunicator when you introduce me to your boyfriend and explain you were just repressed and lashing out at some old lesbian you don't know for 5 years on account of that repression. I get it. I was homophobic too until I came out. It's like, if everyone knows you hate gay people, you can't possibly be gay right? Hang in there kiddo. It gets better.

I'm a reporter. There's not much I don't know.

Nope. Most of the community loves me. You're the fringe element with a handful of autists.

There will be a candlelight vigil in Kavala where we all pray for Timmy's safe return.

Everyone's waiting for you to leave.

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I hear his name a lot but tbh I don't know anything about him at all. I wanna try to get some staff interviews in next and mix it up a bit, but I'm down if I can get a good hook either for a good story or some solid lulz.

And the same pfp.

I think part of me knows and accepts they're the same person doing a slightly different voice, but I'm willing to play along with it because he isn't a cunt anymore, and he's willing to play the character because it's how he stops being permed after the... tos incident.. that's definitely not why he left he had 'personal issues.'

Bro... I dug into that last year refusing to believe there was a diamond, and a diamond drop, they both have the same picture with a different color. I caved and just admitted he's different mostly because he's a nice dude and diamond drop was a bag of cunts.