ProfessionalHostage
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- I want neat shit - You want neat shit - Let's get neat shit
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if you've never had one heres some advice... go to doctor, get the flowmax... and pain meds if you like.. also, if your pee is a burgandy color, you probably passed it sidenote, atleast I get some medic time in
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but will it blend... into society
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lets get down to brass tacks... when are we exchanging these noise makers for noise cancels
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Grenades are a legitimate currency
ProfessionalHostage replied to ProfessionalHostage 's topic in General Chit-Chat
moose, take one of these grenades and go blow yourself -
Grenades are a legitimate currency
ProfessionalHostage replied to ProfessionalHostage 's topic in General Chit-Chat
I keep offering grenades in the ____ silencers for sale because I have like 100 in my scat house and I'm trying to clear room and no one wants to play along.. I'd rather 50 grenades than one silencer, and one silencer than 50 grenades -
50 * 1000 * 30 = 1.5 Million worth of hell
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30 grenades
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45 hand grenades and 2 mx We all want things..
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45 hand grenades and 2 mx
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Three words can trigger Fedot so hard
ProfessionalHostage replied to ProfessionalHostage 's topic in General Chit-Chat
boss... just so you know.. I'm the robot that messaged you... I hope you were triggered -
Dez never did come home.
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President Donald Trump.
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shock troop re-enforcement and air recon
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I'm sure if you suck Moob's dick anything is possible
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so I'm going to pay him in all 1's for the inconvenience
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had cable internet in the city but now that I'm back in the middle of no where... you get what you can and its either shitty unlimited or overpriced wireless bundles.
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I find myself in the familiar fetal position, crying and cursing Mississippi dsl. Good news is it only took 9 hours total supposedly and I still have 3 to go
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Changes 1.) Lower to 40 or 50 people - this is going to halve your upkeep costs. And be honest, you're not going to fill the server. 2.) Add a small hunting ground. Hell, even Altis has goats, chickens, sheep, rabbits, and snakes.
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I shit you not.. In return of some quite fair favors... I would pay for tanoa to stay up for a year.. cash money spendy checks
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Pillow - a comfortable thing
ProfessionalHostage replied to ProfessionalHostage 's topic in General Chit-Chat
yet some how... the dirty bastards still live on.. -
Pillow - a comfortable thing
ProfessionalHostage replied to ProfessionalHostage 's topic in General Chit-Chat
now its full of salt -
Pillow - a comfortable thing
ProfessionalHostage replied to ProfessionalHostage 's topic in General Chit-Chat
got some cedar chunks, you know for the bugs? -
I like firm pillows. Like i wish i could find a buckseed pillow. Then.. I'd memory foam. My pillow would be like a scorned woman trying to love again.. Hard at first then safe and comfortable.
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Character calling numbers fix
ProfessionalHostage replied to iPopsicle 's topic in General Chit-Chat
look, I already apologized for singing the sailor moon theme song while shooting of the mk200 during a fed... I was having fun... JESUS GET OVER IT. I was.. FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT... FINDING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT... NEVER RUNNING FROM A TRUE FIGHT... SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON
