Jerry Swindler
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Wish I could take your money bois, but I am employed.
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It's a fucking video game...
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Sovtage Legends: The Massacre At The Zamak
Jerry Swindler replied to The Antichrist 's topic in General Chit-Chat
Easy money before lunch. -
Jerry Swindler changed their profile photo
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Fuck that Jerryy guy. He told me he was my friend then pissed on me.
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Come stop in for our open house and check out our beautiful scenic sights and friendly neighbors.
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The Conclusion of 2021 [December Giveaway!] - $2000+ Giveaway
Jerry Swindler replied to Ryan 's topic in Updates & Announcements
Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, I could make that nun go blind just by giving her a kiss? Did you ever lay out plans for stitching babies and stray cats into a Perfect New Human? Did you ever stand naked surrounded by people who want your gleaming sperm, squirting frankincense, soma and testosterone from every pore? If so, then you're the bastard who stole my drugs Friday night. And I'll find you. Oh, yes -
Did someone say free?
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I'll bite.
