The Pilot

Hey ya'll been a while since I've been back on, mostly due to my red flag on the forums but I've been busy with the new job and finishing up the planting season. Also I've been spending more time with my weird uncle Steve from the mountains in Tennessee. He's a really great guy once you get to know him but he comes across sketchy at first. I'd like everyone to give a nice great big welcome to my uncle Steve! Keep on keepin' on brotha!

I've been extremely slow with little work, so whilst searching the web came across this gem. Enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MujRLvZ61jE

Holy fucking shit..... that is an amazing idea!

Nb4.... Frost-Killing a bird-Perm-Bubbaloo

There's a damn bird in the shop and it's pissing me off. Little fucker won't fly out. I've tried everything and he just doesn't wanna leave I'm going insane with all his tweeting!

They are not prepared for my rap battle skills.

It's in hatch sports ya forest gump son of a bitch! Not a foot race, geez!

Ooohh...public auctions. I like it. Ehem Life of an Auctioneer. This settles it. Tonight at 8Pm EST. I will be holding the Kavala 50. It will be a 50 lap race at the Kavala race park. Winner gets something neat!

You guys are missing the point here!!! NO MORE KILLING! KILLING BAD!

The (OS) staff are the ones known for always throwing events that are meant to bring the civs from a variety of gangs together instead of trash talking in sidechat. I for one greatly enjoy these events, but it shouldn't take an admin to host an event. This is a role-playing server, why don't we as civs try to host our own events? I know there are those that just play to hunt and kill and that's completely fine, but for me, I enjoy the role-play aspect more because I'm a garbage can of a shot and suck ass in combat. Civs could start hosting events at different locations around the map. Events such as roast sessions, comedy clubs, karaoke, concerts, drag races, WWE Smackdown via rooks. There is a plethora of events that us as civilians could host thus providing our own amusement and could give something else for the scatmen to take part in. Just my 2cents.

AMAZING...and ironic. #Pray4MCmember

Ahhh...maybe I could hang wif me boi Moob for a week. Show him a thing or too about how real men drink and shoot shit

Somedays I can't wait til I'm old and frail. Then it's socially acceptable for me to shit myself in a public place and someone else clean it up for me. I don't wanna go to that shitty place anyways. I prefer to drink beer, shoot shit and blow stuff up. 'Merica

I sware to drunk I ain't God! But for real, no drinking for me. Just one of those days at work.

What

so I made a R&R app the only reason I was denied is because I am 15 I sound like I'm 20 I could of easly lied and said I'm 17 or something like that but in game I meet a medic called ten he sounds like he is 13 no way possible 16+ then I meet a officer called six again this guy sounds 14 or so no way Is he 16 but I get denied because I am 15 what the fuck guys?--DarkDay51 So I applied to collect my social security. They denied me for my age(24), THIS IS BULLSHIT! I know the age to collect is 67 for me, but I SOUND like I'm at least 67, I could've easily lied but no. I just think it's bullshit that they won't allow me to collect my social security at this age. What the fuck guys? I'm moving to the UK!

SDV bombs are my choice of warfare

Quitting is for pussies

~ Tell us a little something about yourself! ~ I'm a Ford mechanic from Indiana. I live way out in the country and farm. My internet is shite. My computer is shite. I harvest potatoes and use them as my processor and graphics cards. ~ Which section of the forums are you most interested in and why? ~ Ban appeals. I seem to be there a lot. ~ How did you find out about Olympus entertainment? How long have you been a part of our community? ~ I heard of Altis life about 2years ago from a youtuber. I started out on some random server and eventually ended up on Olympus. I was a member of "Dome Central" gang which was pre-pre wipe. Always fighting bur-ban and ki. Then Nerdz began and had some good fights with them. ~ Have you made any friends during your time in this community? ~ Sure. Luke Duke and I became pretty cool. Badaim is pretty neat when he isn't bitching. McGuire...when he actually gets on. ~ What is your most memorable experience in our servers? ~ I was R&R for like a week and my gang at the time T, was in a fight in old Athira rebel. I just got in the TS and they were all begging for the medics to show up and start reviving them. So I jumped on medic with my T tags and was in the T teamspeak. And I drove my box truck right into Athira rebel while Isaac Newton and an admin hovered above in a Mohawk. Revived my whole gang and dropped them my supplies. This whole time Isaac is flipping out in group chat demanding I get in his TS channel RIGHT NOW! Needless to say....3 day metagaming ban and instant blacklist. ~ Do you have a video of your favorite RP moment you would like to share? ~ None on video ~ Do you have a video of your favorite funny moment in-game you would like to share? ~ No but the other night I ninja lockpicked Grandma Garys hellcat and stole it in HW hq while him and all the other higher up APD were like 20m away fucking off. God-tier lockpicker. ~ What do you think a player should do at least ONCE while playing in our community? Piss Peter off once or twice ~ What is your favorite location in Altis ~ Sofia ~ What do you think is the best thing about Altis Life and our Olympus community? ~ The members ~ Do you have any tips or hints for new members? ~ This isn't real life so blow all the money you can anytime to have it. Stay broke like me. Makes the game more interesting. ~ Who do you consider the most UNIQUE member of our community? ~ Ham

I do...and a duramax. I work for Ford soooo its a love hate relationship

My way to celebrate! Yee yee! http://youtu.be/y6Tvl734Izs

I like Kangers way!

YEE HAWWWW! Gotta love us sister-fuckin graces of god!