Fake Grandma

Ass, because you see, any size of the tits, as long they are decently shaped, are fine, now if you have a crackheads flatt ass we got a problem.  

@Cum Dumpster Don't wanna say I called it, but like predictions

Ngl, watched the clips, turn off your internet.  

12 hours ago, notsodank said:

You can also post medic screenshots at Fake Grandma's thread here: 

 

What this mans said. 

+1 @Fushigi would sit in the back of the ramming heli again

24 minutes ago, Wong said:

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No words are needed for this truly compelling story. 07 you will be missed dearly

Don't make me call you on snapchat to hit you off

Im not down if @Mr GOAT is playing, he has dice pulldowns

It's not gay, it's masturbation. Change my mind 

8 hours ago, Grandma Gary said:

Could be worse, could be fake AND gay like you swetard ^_^

Could be worse, could be fake, GAY and a cheeto dust sucking brittard 

@Grandma Gary holy shit you are the fucking fakest fake 

o7 @buckie gon miss you, fucking bitch  

I better not get blacklisted when I get someone to actually drop me rook and I fuck some meanies up. 

On 3/29/2020 at 6:44 AM, destruct said:

Also depends on the ban, if it's a permanent ban, they have an awfully long time to look at the ban appeal. If it's just a 3-day ban, then the staff member should look at the ban appeal before the 3 days are up of course, preferably ASAP.

Well, even if its a perm IMO they should look at it and give a response 

whether its in the form of "Homie just got permed, check back with us in like 3 months" 
or something at least. Aknowleding the fact that they submitted the ban appeal should not take 12 units of time because its a perm

5 hours ago, Millennium said:

I mean sure, but then Advanced can move dope crates, and also who will ever use this and for what? dope crates also spawn on the roof of the hospital.

Imagine though, somehow, someone gets the truck up on the roof, wouldnt that be an amazing sight?

o7

o7 P. ledge 

1 minute ago, buckie said:

its not my house tho #toxic

51 minutes ago, buckie said:

thats my house

How hard was it to not give a toxic answer? Reformed? 

13 hours ago, Strikke said:

I'm the blackest man alive 

Duuuude, that's low key racist 

Just now, Deluxe said:

im illiterate 

Clearly 

11 minutes ago, Deluxe said:

He is not banned from the server, however he does not meet the requirements to run the game on his PC, so instead he uses GeForce Now. I understand why you can join with it, but is there any workaround that allows him to use GeForce Now?

Niggalodian, read 

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Have your friend submit a ban appeal.

Facebook live or it didn't happen. 

On 12/29/2019 at 1:26 AM, the.ivy said:

It started with the lotterys. Won some here and there, so often that people assume of scripts, silly boys. I did it for fun and thought nothing of it. As the days went on, I was introduced to betting. I would did some here and there but ONE day a boy named wAng started to bet me. This man got me to 20 million dollars, the most money i've ever had. The night went on and I went to bed with 12 million. 

 

The next day, I found out I was addicted to betting. I lost alot my money. I felt okay because I believed 2 m was alot of money. 

One starry night, an Aussie comes to the group and begins to bet me, starting small like 250k. He won, and won, and won, and won until I was at 0$. I thought to myself, " he CANT win the next one". This is when I pull 4 million dollllars out of the gang funds to feed my addiction. I bet him with all my heart, hoping to the Arma Gods that I win.

That night, he won. He took my money and ran. Now here I am, no money and 4 mill in debt. This is when I start to do runs. I begin to build myself up and start to put money back into the funds. One day, a nice medic donated me 2.7 million dolllars. 

With this money, I flipped it all the way to 6 million dolllars.. As time went on I got up to 20 million dollars. I don't care WHO I bet, it will be cops, gang members, or randoms I just CANT stop! 

I got to 29 million dolllars last night. I felt good coming back on the server, ready to leave with 35m.. however, that did NOT happen.

A gang named Tree spawned in Kavala. At this point, I was at only 21m and wanted to be at 30m. I betted the Tree member 10 million dolllars.... and that was the downfall of me because he won. 

 

At 11million dollars, I felt hopeless. I betted again and got up to 14m. Again I betted and got all the way down to 9m but lucky, I left this night with 20mil.

 

The point I am making is that I am addicted to betting but I don't want to go broke again, I've hit rock bottom before. I see many people around me go broke and I cant be like them. When is enough..enough?

How do I stop betting

Thats how 

4 hours ago, Noodles:D said:

This idea was brought up a long time ago and I thought it was a great idea.

I think we should make it to where black characters can run faster & Hispanic characters can process coke faster & white characters get bigger paychecks and lower prison sentences.

@Fake Grandma was a supporter of this idea.

Lmk what you guys think, I think it's time for this server to get even better!

@KGB JOSH

I'm down, as long as apd can mistake a phone for a gun (sometimes). 

Edit: solely for realism ofc.

17 hours ago, buckie said:

Night needs to be shorter and that rain Get rid of it

I don't even care if the argument is valid. Fuck you Buckie