doubleueyeceekay

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how do you know so much about the age of consent in other countries?

is DP19 too close to a school that you had to remove it after your most recent post? @ Boovin @ Rufus thoughts?

how do you do those AI voices?

when the oppressive staff want to see you in ts they have usually done an investigation into you before inviting you. the best thing to do is to try and ascertain their evidence by lying your ass off at the start and gauging their response to your lies to find out the level of information they have so you can slowly start drip feeding the truth in a way that suits you and minimises what you have done (or maximises it if you want to protect any of your friends) the best way to lie to @ Noble is to pretend you like sports, new york, and anime and divert the discussion to that and to tailor all of your discussion of any potential rulebreaks to that of anime storylines (increase the ages of romantic interests to at least 18 though) so he thinks youre mr death note or mr yugioh or something and he can understand your point of view. make sure to really ham it up with the emotions. for best results also have a face-cam and speak in a foreign language and have subtitles under you. here's an example: you've been caught mass rdming in kavala by noble while you're on your ninth rook 9mm pistol. this is an excellent opportunity to earn server paychecks to afford more rooks once released. begin telling him that these people have actually wronged someone and that their names have been written in a death note notebook and that you are merely the means of satisfying the death note book entry. this will actually shift the blame onto the person who didn't engage before writing their name into the death note notebook. your ban will be lifted. this is the key moment though you must then post some photos of random anime women (google nightcore remix for ideas) and then noble will be so happy he will credit your deposit box with millions. if you're still struggling simply text @ -Shawn- for more ideas, but if he banned you ask @ Noble . if both of them banned you then idk ask chatgpt image caption: money received after mentioning the term "crunchy roll" to noble and sending him some ai generated anime profile pic garbage now i know some of us in this community don't have doctorates of philosophy (or autism) like I do so i'll give you another example for your consideration if you get banned for something like duping or dropping tasers. let's say @ Noble has caught you pulling the plug on your internet while pulling items from a safe on the dayz server (or arma 3 equivalent) in an attempt to dupe, or he's caught you with astroglide on your hands when you're in the APD armoury (this happens to us all). he's asking you to join the teamspeak 3 server. don't panic. first thing you want to do is join under a VPN using today's sponsor TNM VPN. You'll want to select the "Japan" region, this is the spiritual homeland of anime profile pictures. you enter the ban centre and change your name to japanese characters, chuck your appeal ticket in the name as well, doesn't really matter. then you find noble in the teamspeak and dm him the following: "noble-san i was watching my favourite anime on crunched roll while listening to the my hero academy soundtrack nightcore version when i noticed that you had banned me, what is up with that sensei noble-san?" noble will read this and will be so impressed that he will respond "ohh [your name] baka anime i didn't realise you were chill like that i'll pull you in..." he will begin to state your ban reason, make sure you identify the correct allegation and rulebreak from what he says here from amidst the anime references. simply tell him that you thought you were playing yandere simulator when the alleged occurence happened. it doesn't make sense but the words will trigger something in his brain and youll find your ban lifted. use your superior non-anime watching social skills to end the conversation there. then, like a normal person you should take a shower and seek professional help for engaging in this type of discussion. if he still hasn't unbanned you from the server, he may have forgotten how chill you were, simply shoot him a DM saying "noble-san stop being a tsundere and lift the ban". failing this, offer him a crunchyroll subscription as a bribe. he will take it. if none of this works just fuckin ban evade serve your ban cause nothing else will help thanks for reading this tnm unban guide image caption: this is evidence that it works, don't get your cock out in kavala casino when you go broke

He said career corp NOT carrer cop Also I saw the person that rammed your shit and it was NOT exterminator... He didn't break NLR or RVD anything

I've got 38 ban pages but I'm sure it's just so @ Diamond and @ -Shawn- can speak to me since they love me so much. unban tnm members from the forums it's been too nice around here

@ Rexo you blacklisted me for doing exactly this

She means Irish travellers (or gypsies) may not have yards in the traditional sense because they live in caravans.

we all do proud went to harvard

<-- not banned and a HUGE cock

rare +1 from tnm to @ proud

I thought it depended where his caravan is that day This you?

I knew you never went to school, preferring to steal catalytic converters, but come on basic reading comprehension would show that’s not what I’m saying. @ CaloomClark is from the better side of Ireland

The reason this community tolerates homophobia and not racism is simply because the people who are offended by homophobia in this community simply leave, and there are very few staff members who care about the people impacted by the slurs. Racism was once tolerated on Olympus but that has changed in the last 5 years. The "official" line is now that racism isn't allowed but 90% of the staff team will use racist slurs often. Unironically the community would have better protection against people being homophobic if some of the staff came out as gay. @ -Shawn- still hasn't explained why it's appropriate to call people pedos on the forum without evidence considering people have been banned for doing that as well. You thought that was too far when Sov implied you were one by saying an oft-quoted meme. But when it's targeted to her and others Shawn is really sleepy and suddenly can't read anything. suggest one song and if it's shit it will permanently tarnish my opinion of your music taste

Forgive me I don't understand why you're lying about your age on the internet in order to try and make the false allegation that someone is a pedo. Maybe it's because I also think incest is a deeply immoral thing to engage in.

You were begging on TikTok for people who saw the video to be your friend. You admitted yourself you have barely any friends. You are 21/22 years old now. That video from 2021 would make you 18/19 years old in it. Stop lying about it. Also do you realise it's ironic you asking for friends who aren't toxic.

who is it

It was me who was talking about the dead sibling. Not Rufus. You banned me for 3 hours for it. Good to know that proud reports comments though. Time to start doing the same. As soon as you get Moderator 1 the admins give you the N word pass. I'll do it again

Why did it say you mentioned me in this post