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22 minutes ago, Community Director Sov said:

He played a stupid game and won a stupid prize.

care to tell more?

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3 minutes ago, hawkg said:

care to tell more?

He did to me what cabbage did to you.  Not supposed to discuss details.

3 hours ago, JuggOrNot said:

free me I got permed under suspicion of a crime

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No reason no notes no evidence no disputes

Staff are always 3 steps ahead of you by the time you see shit like this.  You see it playing out and keep trying to lie your way through everything when they know the complete truth, more than you would believe was possible to figure out already.   Every single time you've talked about it you got caught lying.  

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10 minutes ago, Community Director Sov said:

He did to me what cabbage did to you.  Not supposed to discuss details.

Staff are always 3 steps ahead of you by the time you see shit like this.  You see it playing out and keep trying to lie your way through everything when they know the complete truth, more than you would believe was possible to figure out already.   Every single time you've talked about it you got caught lying.  

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This account is you sov idc what you say 

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You're been caught lying so much at this point.  You just can't admit it.  

When staff are done doing what they're doing, and I'm allowed to drop everything publicly, I'm going to destroy you.  But I've been asked to stay out of it and saying this is too much.  

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Just now, Community Director Sov said:

You're been caught lying so much at this point.  You just can't admit it.  

"so much" I got to plead my case once and was being told what to say. not a single admin just let me speak. So lying no, being told to admit to something I didn't do, yes.

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8 minutes ago, Noble said:

Hey man you should give up lying trying to get public approval, you look like a retard

I have still yet to get any proof 🤷‍♂️. Your only counter claim is I am a liar. 

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7 minutes ago, JuggOrNot said:

I have still yet to get any proof 🤷‍♂️. Your only counter claim is I am a liar. 

The people who need to see it, see it.  If they told you what they have and how they get it, then you just lie again and change your story to counter that.   There's no point where you just stop and admit what you do and it makes it a ridiculous sideshow when you get in trouble.  

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Just now, Community Director Sov said:

The people who need to see it, see it.  If they told you what they have and how they get it, then you just lie again and change your story to counter that.   There's no point where you just stop and admit what you do and it makes it a ridiculous sideshow when you get in trouble.  

You act like this is the FBI 🤣. They have a log of me sending someone an invite to a server, and from that they are claiming its me. They don't have piles of evidence sov. 

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9 minutes ago, JuggOrNot said:

You act like this is the FBI 🤣. They have a log of me sending someone an invite to a server, and from that they are claiming its me. They don't have piles of evidence sov. 

Compulsive liars  who think they're smarter than everyone around them make investigations so easy.

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Just now, Community Director Sov said:

Compulsive liars  who think they're smarter than everyone around them make investigations so easy.

There is the counter claim liar liar pants on fire XD

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1 hour ago, JuggOrNot said:

I have still yet to get any proof 🤷‍♂️. Your only counter claim is I am a liar. 

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It will stay that way lil bro

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when the oppressive staff want to see you in ts they have usually done an investigation into you before inviting you. the best thing to do is to try and ascertain their evidence by lying your ass off at the start and gauging their response to your lies to find out the level of information they have so you can slowly start drip feeding the truth in a way that suits you and minimises what you have done (or maximises it if you want to protect any of your friends) 

the best way to lie to @ Noble  is to pretend you like sports, new york, and anime and divert the discussion to that and to tailor all of your discussion of any potential rulebreaks to that of anime storylines (increase the ages of romantic interests to at least 18 though) so he thinks youre mr death note or mr yugioh or something and he can understand your point of view. make sure to really ham it up with the emotions. for best results also have a face-cam and speak in a foreign language and have subtitles under you. 

here's an example: you've been caught mass rdming in kavala by noble while you're on your ninth rook 9mm pistol. this is an excellent opportunity to earn server paychecks to afford more rooks once released. begin telling him that these people have actually wronged someone and that their names have been written in a death note notebook and that you are merely the means of satisfying the death note book entry. this will actually shift the blame onto the person who didn't engage before writing their name into the death note notebook. your ban will be lifted. this is the key moment though you must then post some photos of random anime women (google nightcore remix for ideas) and then noble will be so happy he will credit your deposit box with millions. if you're still struggling simply text @ -Shawn-  for more ideas, but if he banned you ask @ Noble . if both of them banned you then idk ask chatgpt

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image caption: money received after mentioning the term "crunchy roll" to noble and sending him some ai generated anime profile pic garbage

now i know some of us in this community don't have doctorates of philosophy (or autism) like I do so i'll give you another example for your consideration if you get banned for something like duping or dropping tasers. let's say @ Noble  has caught you pulling the plug on your internet while pulling items from a safe on the dayz server (or arma 3 equivalent) in an attempt to dupe, or he's caught you with astroglide on your hands when you're in the APD armoury (this happens to us all). he's asking you to join the teamspeak 3 server. don't panic. first thing you want to do is join under a VPN using today's sponsor TNM VPN. You'll want to select the "Japan" region, this is the spiritual homeland of anime profile pictures. you enter the ban centre and change your name to japanese characters, chuck your appeal ticket in the name as well, doesn't really matter. then you find noble in the teamspeak and dm him the following:

"noble-san i was watching my favourite anime on crunched roll while listening to the my hero academy soundtrack nightcore version when i noticed that you had banned me, what is up with that sensei noble-san?" noble will read this and will be so impressed that he will respond "ohh [your name] baka anime i didn't realise you were chill like that i'll pull you in..." he will begin to state your ban reason, make sure you identify the correct allegation and rulebreak from what he says here from amidst the anime references. simply tell him that you thought you were playing yandere simulator when the alleged occurence happened. it doesn't make sense but the words will trigger something in his brain and youll find your ban lifted. use your superior non-anime watching social skills to end the conversation there. then, like a normal person you should take a shower and seek professional help for engaging in this type of discussion. if he still hasn't unbanned you from the server, he may have forgotten how chill you were, simply shoot him a DM saying "noble-san stop being a tsundere and lift the ban". failing this, offer him a crunchyroll subscription as a bribe. he will take it. 

if none of this works just fuckin ban evade serve your ban cause nothing else will help

thanks for reading this tnm unban guide 

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image caption: this is evidence that it works, don't get your cock out in kavala casino when you go broke

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1 hour ago, doubleueyeceekay said:

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1 hour ago, doubleueyeceekay said:

when the oppressive staff want to see you in ts they have usually done an investigation into you before inviting you. the best thing to do is to try and ascertain their evidence by lying your ass off at the start and gauging their response to your lies to find out the level of information they have so you can slowly start drip feeding the truth in a way that suits you and minimises what you have done (or maximises it if you want to protect any of your friends) 

the best way to lie to @ Noble  is to pretend you like sports, new york, and anime and divert the discussion to that and to tailor all of your discussion of any potential rulebreaks to that of anime storylines (increase the ages of romantic interests to at least 18 though) so he thinks youre mr death note or mr yugioh or something and he can understand your point of view. make sure to really ham it up with the emotions. for best results also have a face-cam and speak in a foreign language and have subtitles under you. 

here's an example: you've been caught mass rdming in kavala by noble while you're on your ninth rook 9mm pistol. this is an excellent opportunity to earn server paychecks to afford more rooks once released. begin telling him that these people have actually wronged someone and that their names have been written in a death note notebook and that you are merely the means of satisfying the death note book entry. this will actually shift the blame onto the person who didn't engage before writing their name into the death note notebook. your ban will be lifted. this is the key moment though you must then post some photos of random anime women (google nightcore remix for ideas) and then noble will be so happy he will credit your deposit box with millions. if you're still struggling simply text @ -Shawn-  for more ideas, but if he banned you ask @ Noble . if both of them banned you then idk ask chatgpt

qaPmjq0.png

image caption: money received after mentioning the term "crunchy roll" to noble and sending him some ai generated anime profile pic garbage

now i know some of us in this community don't have doctorates of philosophy (or autism) like I do so i'll give you another example for your consideration if you get banned for something like duping or dropping tasers. let's say @ Noble  has caught you pulling the plug on your internet while pulling items from a safe on the dayz server (or arma 3 equivalent) in an attempt to dupe, or he's caught you with astroglide on your hands when you're in the APD armoury (this happens to us all). he's asking you to join the teamspeak 3 server. don't panic. first thing you want to do is join under a VPN using today's sponsor TNM VPN. You'll want to select the "Japan" region, this is the spiritual homeland of anime profile pictures. you enter the ban centre and change your name to japanese characters, chuck your appeal ticket in the name as well, doesn't really matter. then you find noble in the teamspeak and dm him the following:

"noble-san i was watching my favourite anime on crunched roll while listening to the my hero academy soundtrack nightcore version when i noticed that you had banned me, what is up with that sensei noble-san?" noble will read this and will be so impressed that he will respond "ohh [your name] baka anime i didn't realise you were chill like that i'll pull you in..." he will begin to state your ban reason, make sure you identify the correct allegation and rulebreak from what he says here from amidst the anime references. simply tell him that you thought you were playing yandere simulator when the alleged occurence happened. it doesn't make sense but the words will trigger something in his brain and youll find your ban lifted. use your superior non-anime watching social skills to end the conversation there. then, like a normal person you should take a shower and seek professional help for engaging in this type of discussion. if he still hasn't unbanned you from the server, he may have forgotten how chill you were, simply shoot him a DM saying "noble-san stop being a tsundere and lift the ban". failing this, offer him a crunchyroll subscription as a bribe. he will take it. 

if none of this works just fuckin ban evade serve your ban cause nothing else will help

thanks for reading this tnm unban guide 

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image caption: this is evidence that it works, don't get your cock out in kavala casino when you go broke

Best read probably of all time, for what its worth i'm not a big anime guy but cowboy bebop is a great show
Check your deposit box @ doubleueyeceekay

1 hour ago, doubleueyeceekay said:

when the oppressive staff want to see you in ts they have usually done an investigation into you before inviting you. the best thing to do is to try and ascertain their evidence by lying your ass off at the start and gauging their response to your lies to find out the level of information they have so you can slowly start drip feeding the truth in a way that suits you and minimises what you have done (or maximises it if you want to protect any of your friends) 

 

He already fumbled the bag 3 times on this one, its cooked

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