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[Dylan Rodgers 85]

14 hours ago, doubleueyeceekay said:

when the oppressive staff want to see you in ts they have usually done an investigation into you before inviting you. the best thing to do is to try and ascertain their evidence by lying your ass off at the start and gauging their response to your lies to find out the level of information they have so you can slowly start drip feeding the truth in a way that suits you and minimises what you have done (or maximises it if you want to protect any of your friends) 

the best way to lie to @ Noble  is to pretend you like sports, new york, and anime and divert the discussion to that and to tailor all of your discussion of any potential rulebreaks to that of anime storylines (increase the ages of romantic interests to at least 18 though) so he thinks youre mr death note or mr yugioh or something and he can understand your point of view. make sure to really ham it up with the emotions. for best results also have a face-cam and speak in a foreign language and have subtitles under you. 

here's an example: you've been caught mass rdming in kavala by noble while you're on your ninth rook 9mm pistol. this is an excellent opportunity to earn server paychecks to afford more rooks once released. begin telling him that these people have actually wronged someone and that their names have been written in a death note notebook and that you are merely the means of satisfying the death note book entry. this will actually shift the blame onto the person who didn't engage before writing their name into the death note notebook. your ban will be lifted. this is the key moment though you must then post some photos of random anime women (google nightcore remix for ideas) and then noble will be so happy he will credit your deposit box with millions. if you're still struggling simply text @ -Shawn-  for more ideas, but if he banned you ask @ Noble . if both of them banned you then idk ask chatgpt

image caption: money received after mentioning the term "crunchy roll" to noble and sending him some ai generated anime profile pic garbage

now i know some of us in this community don't have doctorates of philosophy (or autism) like I do so i'll give you another example for your consideration if you get banned for something like duping or dropping tasers. let's say @ Noble  has caught you pulling the plug on your internet while pulling items from a safe on the dayz server (or arma 3 equivalent) in an attempt to dupe, or he's caught you with astroglide on your hands when you're in the APD armoury (this happens to us all). he's asking you to join the teamspeak 3 server. don't panic. first thing you want to do is join under a VPN using today's sponsor TNM VPN. You'll want to select the "Japan" region, this is the spiritual homeland of anime profile pictures. you enter the ban centre and change your name to japanese characters, chuck your appeal ticket in the name as well, doesn't really matter. then you find noble in the teamspeak and dm him the following:

"noble-san i was watching my favourite anime on crunched roll while listening to the my hero academy soundtrack nightcore version when i noticed that you had banned me, what is up with that sensei noble-san?" noble will read this and will be so impressed that he will respond "ohh [your name] baka anime i didn't realise you were chill like that i'll pull you in..." he will begin to state your ban reason, make sure you identify the correct allegation and rulebreak from what he says here from amidst the anime references. simply tell him that you thought you were playing yandere simulator when the alleged occurence happened. it doesn't make sense but the words will trigger something in his brain and youll find your ban lifted. use your superior non-anime watching social skills to end the conversation there. then, like a normal person you should take a shower and seek professional help for engaging in this type of discussion. if he still hasn't unbanned you from the server, he may have forgotten how chill you were, simply shoot him a DM saying "noble-san stop being a tsundere and lift the ban". failing this, offer him a crunchyroll subscription as a bribe. he will take it. 

if none of this works just fuckin ban evade serve your ban cause nothing else will help

thanks for reading this tnm unban guide 

image caption: this is evidence that it works, don't get your cock out in kavala casino when you go broke

I read far more of this than I would like to admit, you forgot to mention how Shawn is a furry so you have to bribe him with furry things to get information out of him though.

[JuggOrNot 42]

@ Community Director Sov

(Insert deleted photo of the retard posting the origin of the info he claimed to be unaware of)-Noble ;)

CARE TO EXPLAIN WHAT THIS MEANS? 

Disclaimer: Sensitive info blurred this does not classify as "doxxing". Please contact my legal team if you wish to pursue a cease and desist.

[Noble 1803]

Ah yes post a photo pertaining to the origin of information. The information you claimed not to have known the origin of! Your intelligence is mind boggling! Retard 

[The Antichrist 199]

14 minutes ago, JuggOrNot said:

 

Insert deleted photo of the retard posting the origin of the info he claimed to be unaware of)-Noble CARE TO EXPLAIN WHAT THIS MEANS? 

Disclaimer: Sensitive info blurred this does not classify as "doxxing". Please contact my legal team if you wish to pursue a cease and desist.

Yes.  It's satire, using the 9/11 hijackers to make the case that sometimes violence is justified.  Like with terrorists.  And Nazis. 

[JuggOrNot 42]

3 minutes ago, Noble said:

Ah yes post a photo pertaining to the origin of information. The information you claimed not to have known the origin of! Your intelligence is mind boggling! Retard 

Dumbass doxxed herself with this one XD

[Noble 1803]

Just put my fries in the bag bro. 

[The Antichrist 199]

1 minute ago, JuggOrNot said:

Dumbass doxxed herself with this one XD

All this time youve been claiming it wasn't you that doxxed me, and then you show the screenshot of the copywrite strike against YOUR CHANNEL.  

[RichardDixe 50]

[The Antichrist 199]

1 hour ago, JuggOrNot said:

@ Noble

WHY DELETE THIS IF ITS A PERFECTLY NORMAL THING TO SAY?

SHE DID THE SAME THING TO SOMEONE ELSE SO GET OUTA ITS PANTIES AND LET THE PIC SIT

The best part is the way this server works you probably would have been unbanned in a day or two.. and you just keep making it worse for yourself and crying about the consequences of your own actions.  

[JuggOrNot 42]

Just now, Community Director Sov said:

The best part is the way this server works you probably would have been unbanned in a day or two.. and you just keep making it worse for yourself and crying about the consequences of your own actions.  

And what am I doing that you have yet to do? you did the same shit to @ proud so why am I guilty and your not? you showing them milkers to the admins or smthin?

[The Antichrist 199]

I'm just sitting here watching you throw your tantrums, accusing me of what you did, lying to staff, lying to the forums... then completely proving you are lying repeatedly.  Then blaming staff of being bias and noble of being basically a simp for banning you, while everyone is just standing around you in amazement watching you throw a temper tantrum on the floor.

Just now, JuggOrNot said:

And what am I doing that you have yet to do? you did the same shit to @ proud so why am I guilty and your not? you showing them milkers to the admins or smthin?

Proud gave permission.  You're omitting that key detail.   Every step of that way proud gave permission on the record.

[JuggOrNot 42]

1 minute ago, Community Director Sov said:

I'm just sitting here watching you throw your tantrums, accusing me of what you did, lying to staff, lying to the forums... then completely proving you are lying repeatedly.  Then blaming staff of being bias and noble of being basically a simp for banning you, while everyone is just standing around you in amazement watching you throw a temper tantrum on the floor.

Proud gave permission.  You're omitting that key detail.   Every step of that way proud gave permission on the record.

Again the only negative thing thrown my way is "your throwing a tantrum" "your a liar" there is zero hard proof of wrongdoing on my part, other than me sending an invite to a discord server XD

Just now, JuggOrNot said:

accusing me of what you did

Your accusing me of what someone else did the hypocrisy is wild 

[The Antichrist 199]

1 minute ago, JuggOrNot said:

Again the only negative thing thrown my way is "your throwing a tantrum" "your a liar" there is zero hard proof of wrongdoing on my part, other than me sending an invite to a discord server XD

Your accusing me of what someone else did the hypocrisy is wild 

And for the record.  You're a complete shitbag for that.  You doxxed me, and then made an accusation that it was me doxxing myself, and spent DAYS trying to get everyone who would listen that I doxxed myself and framed you for it, while the entire time staff already 100% know it was you, and then you to casually come out and admit you've been lying the entire time and did actually doxx me and start defending it.  You're entire career on this server now everyone's going to know you're an untrustworthy source and a serial compulsive liar. 

You keep trying to backtrack, but you clearly accessing all the information you claim you  had nothing to do with looking up. 

3 minutes ago, JuggOrNot said:

8 minutes ago, Community Director Sov said:

I'm just sitting here watching you throw your tantrums, accusing me of what you did, lying to staff, lying to the forums... then completely proving you are lying repeatedly.  Then blaming staff of being bias and noble of being basically a simp for banning you, while everyone is just standing around you in amazement watching you throw a temper tantrum on the floor.

Proud gave permission.  You're omitting that key detail.   Every step of that way proud gave permission on the record.

Again the only negative thing thrown my way is "your throwing a tantrum" "your a liar" there is zero hard proof of wrongdoing on my part, other than me sending an invite to a discord server XD

YOUR WHOLE SHIT IS LITERALLY "IM INNOCENT OF DOXXING YOU AND HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT ... I GOT TRICKED INTO DOXXING YOU" WHILE YOUR SIG IS LITERALLY FROM THE SAME SOURCE AS THE DOXX?!??!???!?!?!??

[JuggOrNot 42]

1 minute ago, Community Director Sov said:

And for the record.  You're a complete shitbag for that.  You doxxed me, and then made an accusation that it was me doxxing myself, and spent DAYS trying to get everyone who would listen that I doxxed myself and framed you for it, while the entire time staff already 100% know it was you, and then you to casually come out and admit you've been lying the entire time and did actually doxx me and start defending it.  You're entire career on this server now everyone's going to know you're an untrustworthy source and a serial compulsive liar. 

You keep trying to backtrack, but you clearly accessing all the information you claim you  had nothing to do with looking up. 

IF ITS 100% ME SHOW ME THE HARD PROOF THE E-V-I-D-E-N-C-E

NOT HE SAID SHE SAID HES A LIAR BECAUSE HE CALLED HER A LIAR

4 minutes ago, Community Director Sov said:

YOUR WHOLE SHIT IS LITERALLY "IM INNOCENT OF DOXXING YOU AND HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT ... I GOT TRICKED INTO DOXXING YOU" WHILE YOUR SIG IS LITERALLY FROM THE SAME SOURCE AS THE DOXX?!??!???!?!?!??

bruh all you have to do is type in the name you provided on that copyright claim on that stream then the location you provided on your steam page and every single thing about you pops up on the internet. Maybe get better at hiding your identity and don't post weird shit on the internet?

[Noble 1803]

33 minutes ago, JuggOrNot said:

Again the only negative thing thrown my way is "your throwing a tantrum" "your a liar" there is zero hard proof of wrongdoing on my part, other than me sending an invite to a discord server XD

[The Antichrist 199]

37 minutes ago, JuggOrNot said:

 

Coming to bookstores August 1st.

[-dante- 4915]

3 hours ago, Dylan Rodgers said:

I read far more of this than I would like to admit, you forgot to mention how Shawn is a furry so you have to bribe him with furry things to get information out of him though.

Wrong type of weeb. You would need to contact the head of the furries @ Element_  for more information on the current furries of the server 

[The Antichrist 199]

8 minutes ago, -Shawn- said:

Wrong type of weeb. You would need to contact the head of the furries @ Element_  for more information on the current furries of the server 

He had to have his arm twisted but he chose a side.

[JuggOrNot 42]

 

@ Noble why are you deleting this? its a perfectly sane thing to say by a perfectly sane thing/it

[The Antichrist 199]

13 minutes ago, JuggOrNot said:

@ Noble why are you deleting this? its a perfectly sane thing to say by a perfectly sane thing/it

It's obvious satire bro, and I don't even care that you're posting it tbh.  

It's just cringe that you're posting stuff you obviously got from doxxing me after spending a week claiming you weren't doxxing me.  

Like this :

It's called SATIRE.

[JuggOrNot 42]

4 minutes ago, Community Director Sov said:

It's obvious satire bro, and I don't even care that you're posting it tbh.  

It's just cringe that you're posting stuff you obviously got from doxxing me after spending a week claiming you weren't doxxing me.  

Like this 

Satire? its such a twisted tweet you are actively trying to explain yourself. and whats with the #antifa you stand with the people who burned our cites down and hurt/killed innocent people for their "message" your sick and unamerican. 

[The Antichrist 199]

2 minutes ago, JuggOrNot said:

Satire? its such a twisted tweet you are actively trying to explain yourself. and whats with the #antifa you stand with the people who burned our cites down and hurt/killed innocent people for their "message" your sick and unamerican. 

Lmao.. you're retarded.    Alright tho..  I'll give you a 100% chance to prove your innocence beyond a reasonable doubt.  Let me know when you're ready.

[-dante- 4915]

20 minutes ago, JuggOrNot said:

 

@ Noble why are you deleting this? its a perfectly sane thing to say by a perfectly sane thing/it

hes not the one still hiding it. But if you insist on continuing to post it you can just lose the access to post ^_^ 

[JuggOrNot 42]

Just now, Community Director Sov said:

Lmao.. you're retarded.    Alright tho..  I'll give you a 100% chance to prove your innocence beyond a reasonable doubt.  Let me know when you're ready.

calls me retarded but tweets something like that online and keeps it there 

[The Antichrist 199]

Just now, JuggOrNot said:

calls me retarded but tweets something like that online and keeps it there 

Is that a pass?  No?  Don't wanna prove your innocence?