1thedoc

Hey you sound like the kind of guy who doesn’t mind me talking about how much pussy I eat. So check it out, I eat more pussy than a coyote let loose in the suburbs. I eat pussy more than your wife thinks about throwing away her ring. I eat so much pussy that Matt Damon’s about to do a documentary about pussy disappearing across the globe at an alarming rate because I ate it all. I visited Japan back in the 80’s and they invented pac-man after they saw me eating pussy up and down the street. Then I got some revealing emails from this pod of dolphins and I stopped visiting Japan after that. Long story short I eat more pussy than the incinerator at a PETA kill shelter and your post made my dick softer than a white dude’s prison sentence.