Dicky

Same thing should be said if everyone dislikes you... I think the hate in this thread originated because Noble has a big ego because of the amount of people they have. Also the toxicity that comes out of Noble doesn’t help and it sucks when I get robbed and then left in a house to wait out the 15 minute timer because N likes being toxic. Also, spamming the APD dispatch and shit talking at just about every opportunity y’all get. Noble (Adj): having or showing fine personal qualities or high moral principles and ideals. Kind of ironic isn’t it? just sayin

Zerg: a slang term for a group of low-level gamers who depend on overwhelming numbers to achieve victory, rather than relying on technique or strategy.

He said he wanted to go to jail and wouldnt pay 4k ticket

I sent a medic to jail for calling me a simp Just felt like sharing

Still waiting for the day that Civ council releases a round table that doesnt propose nerfing Cop in some possible way. Thought this was Altis Life but these suggestions are making it into some sort of Wasteland.

*gets caught once by a Corp patrol plane* Cov council: Corporal planes should no longer be used to patrol randomly What’s next, make us patrol on quad bikes

ew

Now im determined. Thanks for the motivation

At least im a cop!

why did u @ me

LOLLL why did you @ me. Ily David. Jk all the times you tased me and ran over me won’t be missed “Go away or be tased” in kavala square while the guy didn’t do anything wrong standing there calling multiple people “simp” 1. Conduct 1. Officers may conduct themselves casually, but are expected to be polite and professional

North America then, if youre going to be that specific

Baseball since it was created in America while football was in England.

lmao

THANK YOU!

@jmcanWheres the step down?

Chiefs because they actually stand for the national anthem

No way dude my money disappeared too what a coincidence. Please fund me

Ill kiss u

Wish I would have been there when he was giving all the money to his alt cuz y’all know damn well he wasn’t taking that transfer fee lol

Good, its step in the right direction increasing weight and making it spawn less money bags so yea I agree let’s see what happens. At the end of the day it doesn’t address the underlying problematic “ambush” design in itself and how hard it is for us to get up on the roof. I guess for the PO’s and deputy’s who can’t do much the best thing for us to do now is wait for them to leave on the ground and hope that we don’t lose them. Also, couldn’t they sling a box truck filled with the money bags? Just a thought. Still not much Jr APD can do

I understand what you’re saying but the lower % of money bags sold isn’t a fair representation of the success rate of a bank. There are other factors like money bags stored in houses/gang sheds, glitches, false alarms, blowing up on the way to a drug dealer, anything really. Like I said earlier, what’s keeping them from just filling each of their inventories up with money bags and leaving in an orca. You don’t need to drive out and if you can’t fit it all in your Y then make 2 trips, it’s so easy to hold down the bank that it would be a non issue to have 2 people fly to and from a house or gang shed and store the bags and come back. In fact, they already do this often in between vaults. But let’s say for some reason they take the ground unit route. Unlike like a pharma, we wont get updates on their location and being so far from an HQ would make it another non issue to get out of there easily. Ive already heard multiple cops say that they will be boycotting the bank to force change if there is not a reasonable update. Its already happening and it only gets worse every time 12 man M or N gang does a bank rather than a fed.

So the best idea of balancing the bank was to not change the bank at all but to make it so that they cant put money bags in an orca.... The problem was that cops cant get to the roof and when some of these gangs do bank they dont even need to store in their heli when they have 8 guys who all have bergens which would offer 960 storage. The bank is the perfect ambush, one road in, 3 angles to shoot from, tasing them wont do anything when their buddies cover the ladder, and not to mention its far from the nearest HQ. I don't even respond to the banks anymore because the best I can do, as a PO, is try and test my luck to get inside a building and the only way I'm gonna restrain someone is if they aren't covering the ladder and I can somehow manage to taze and restrain everyone on the roof before their buddies on the other 2 buildings gun me down. We need a way to get the guys on the roof, and hoping that a lethal loading officer can snipe them all is just not going to cut it. When 82% of the bombs (According to Zahzi) blow at bank, which means that the APD only stopped 18% of bombs from blowing, the best way to stop the overpowered bank is not attempting to stop them from flying away in an Orca, its to rethink the design of the bank. Cops, especially PO and Deputy, need a chance in this fight. Give us a way to get on that damn roof. Big gangs are doing bank now because of a few reasons, its easy, its fast, it requires less planning than a fed, there is less risk, and its easy AF to kill a bunch of cops. Why go to a fed when you can do a bank? Half the time cops don't even respond to it and even if they did there's nothing that they are gonna do about it. At the end of the day, we cannot ignore the conflict of interest. Civ's enjoy doing bank because its an easy way to make cash, and its fun as hell! Getting all those cops to just come down the road one by one like little bowling balls just asking to strike out in the face of your Mk 1. There is an underlying problem with this bank and its not going to go away with this change. I respect everyone's opinion so don't hate me for mine.