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I've had you in cuffs a lot and you are full non-verbal the whole time. When I'm processing someone I wait after I announce/ask something and usually people will try to roleplay it out or make up a semi-convincing story as to why they had x item on them. As other cops have said if you are just telling us to kill ourselves and griefing us trying to conduct "light RP" (Which we are required to btw) I'm just gonna speed run you through the process, seize all your shit and give you a full ticket. Literally all of the quotes in your post are forms of light RP that are encouraged when interacting with civs. We throw the ball to the civs, if they catch it and make the interaction really funny or RP it out really well they usually get let go/reduced ticket 99% of the time. APD has enough rules as it is, I think the issue you are presenting falls more on the civs that rob APD at every opportunity/Be absolute cancer patients when they get in cuffs and become D1 disputers.

AUTH THE TYPES GODDAMNIT THEY HAVE 3 MEDICS