The Pilot

If they open a weed store, can I open a "tobacco smoking accessories shop"?

Damn, I forgot every 7th grader is just now getting out of 3rd period English class and are using what they just learned to make them sound intelligent.

@lil boat I'm starting to reach the conclusion that you're an autist with tourettes and "neck yourself" or "faggot" are your tick words.

2 minutes ago, Pledge said:

We are only flaming you because you flamed him over his English while utilizing poor English.

Formatting, not his English.

@Ajax 

My apologies everyone for the grammatical error! Didn't realize everyone here was a pussy and got upset over a period. 

Correct @Berg02 

@G.O.A.T. This is how it looks on my screen for some reason.

Where's my incorrect punctuation? That was a statement, not a question. @lil boat

If you're going to make an APD rule change, atleast make it fucking readable you spaz. @G.O.A.T.

Oh the stacks of cash that were made. RIP every kid in kavala

I was unaware that Moderators could check logs, I thought it was only Admins. My bad.

8 minutes ago, Aunt Jemima said:

If you saw the amount of times the APD have been purposely logged on, it is hard to not send tjhose bones to jail xD, although i normally contact a gang member or a person with whom was with the logged player to find out if they're coming back.  IMO if you happen to log after you get tazed and restrained and its NOT on purpose.... then you are quite unlucky as that never looks good and some officers would rather not deal with waiting to see if you're coming back.

As Jonn, the officer who tazed me stated, I wasn't even engaged with the APD. I was tazed in a crossfire, and then sent to jail.

2 minutes ago, Jonn said:

I was there, I tazed you in crossfire and you got kicked off, there were a bunch of civs running around there as far as I know no cop sent your bones it was probably one of the civs that sent your bones. Anyways the logs will probably show it if you're really curious.

@Grandma Gary @Poseidon Could we get a check on this? I am curious. If it happend to be a be a random civ that came in the house with all 8 of you cops and sent me to jail, so be it, my bad luck I guess.

@Brennan I agree completely. Although a lot of common sense goes a long way. *Vigilante wanted for a 1k Assault charge, tazed and gets disconnected for ping* Yep totally combat logged to get out of that ticket. 

-OFFICERS- When you taze somebody or have them and restraints and you see their bones appear, check the side-chat before sending them to jail! I had a 1k bounty as a vigilante and was hanging around some kavala houses when shots rang out, i end up tazed and for some reason, and my ping spiked to like 748. I get kicked for ping as the side-chat message states and I directly log back in as soon as I can and I am sent to jail. PLEASE stop jumping the gun when it comes to sending bones to jail, I understand there are combat loggers that deserve it, while there are others that are honestly disconnected at the wrong time due to ping, script restriction, etc. *End rant*

Oil storage is going to be a thing?!?! YES!

The sync issue was the biggest reason they were removed if I remember right. 

https://youtu.be/ogeHLlmiAp4

I hear that new toothpaste has new and improved Clorox properties. Probably would do the same thing.

1dolla and @Poseidons left nut

How about change the alarm tone to Noot Noot for 20mins straight. Bingo!

Two Amish wives are out picking potatoes in the garden when Lavina holds up two potatoes in front of her friend Emily. Lavina exclaims, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls!" Emily remarked, "Why? Are they that big?!" Lavina smirked, "No, they're that filthy."

Oh god...these are only speeds of my dreams. I wish my Internet was fast enough to even post a pic of my speed test.  1.338mb Down.__ 0.34 Up.    *I download on steam at 134kbps*

Get a 2500

Ive been having the same issue on s1. Kicked at least once every 20min for battleye not responding and yellow chain. Ping and bandwidth fine. Desync usually around 70000. Go on s2 cop and no issues

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