If I rinse my mouth out with bleach will my teeth be whiter?

[BinkieMcFartNuggets 6]

I'm trying to impress the ladies and I want to have some white pearly teeth. Can I rinse my mouth with chlorox bleach to remove stain. Is it safe to drink because I accidentally drink fluoride sometimes. 

[Guest G.O.A.T.]

lad

[Dangus 629]

I heard it's actually good for your teeth. Provides an extra layer of protection. 

[So Doubtful (Brent) 0]

its also a good laxative

[iPopsicle 2205]

16 minutes ago, G.O.A.T. said:

lad

I'd say that this post should be nominated 

[Squid 306]

Honestly pour a little on your toothbrush and see how it goes. 

Edited February 27, 2017 by Squid

[OlympusAccount 189]

Idk, try it, see how it goes

[The Pilot 176]

I hear that new toothpaste has new and improved Clorox properties. Probably would do the same thing.

[Duece 75]

Yea its safe. Make sure you don't dilute it, the stronger it is the more bitches you will get. It's confirmed.

[RubberDuck 244]

 

[Guest]

uh, rinse your mouth out??? What are you some kind of beta male? Pour that shit into your asshole and experience the best high you'll ever experience... my buddy did this last week and he's still so high he can't even get up off the floor.

[Dangus 629]

2 hours ago, McDili said:

uh, rinse your mouth out??? What are you some kind of beta male? Pour that shit into your asshole and experience the best high you'll ever experience... my buddy did this last week and he's still so high he can't even get up off the floor.

Have you checked his pulse? If not, I would do that.

 

 

lol

[SystemChips 530]

12 hours ago, DANGUSDEAN said:

Have you checked his pulse? If not, I would do that.

 

 

lol

[Phizx 1287]

12 hours ago, DANGUSDEAN said:

Have you checked his pulse? If not, I would do that.

 

 

lol

 Bad joke bad joke....

Also how are you -700 rep to post? Fuck my ass lmfao

[Atonomy 18]

Don't listen to these guys it actually is proven to kill enamel, and it whitens but also corrodes your teeth don't do it because eventually you can look like you have done meth irl. These guys are all trolls please not a good idea my lil sis had to get her stomach pumped when she was 5 for this and was put on some pills to equalize it kinda like a base she was in the er for almost 2 months for being that sick